Tunnocks

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I have seen it quoted on here for many years that Tunnocks are to be supported as they support women's rights. I have looked on their website and social media and can see nothing to support this rumour. Does anyone have any evidence? Thanks.

Ha recreated grey bullet point. Wow

Ourladycheesusedatum · Today 15:08

I cant recreate so you'll have to take our word for it.

Oh, I believe yous, it's just that it doesn't show for me, but yours does!

Embrace the menopause belly.

Sinnerboy close you're eyes...

I've got to the point where my tits can now embrace my menopause belly! Sigh.

I'm sure they were a lot more pert in my younger days!

I just cant embrace the meno belly, well I can, it's big enough, but I never had one this big. Even pregnant I wasnt this huge. I've gone up a whole dress size to enable the belly.
I look like a menopausal older woman, and i dont want to. I mean i know i am a menopausal older woman, but that fucking sucks.
I'd quite like to look like i did at 30, forevermore. As that is just not going to happen, I can at least be ok without an enormous gut.

I'm trying to make my paunch a bit smaller. I'm only a week in.

Then I shall have to eat the Tunnocks for you. You can enjoy the excitement without the calories

You tease!

Oh, and I hope you picked up that last crumb, shame to waste it.

I did😁. I also had to miss out a bite photo because of the 5 photo limit per post. So I give you the actual last three photos

Excellent! Vicariously enjoyed.

Let me know when you want to vicariously enjoy a snowball 😉

Awww, you took one for the team. Go boiled, go boiled.

Is this the MN equivalent of an OnlyFans channel, watching people eat a Tunnock’s tea cake..?

😱 do i need to put sensitivity blurs on all the photos?

Do I get paid in Tunnocks?

Is it sad that somewhere on the internet someone is probably actually already making a living doing this?

This is a two post post so that you can get the full sensual please of eating a snowball.

I've blurred them in case they're are children or dieters present.

Payment can be sent to

Fat Boiledbeetle
PO box Tun100
Beetle Town

Post 2

DISGUSTANG

Sorry not sorry!

Coming back to this thread after a few hours away reminds me of coming back to teenagers who have been left loose in the kitchen!

I resemble that remark!

You do boiled! Impressive Tunnocksing once again though. I’m still tobleroning but nearly done and then back to Tunnocks

Just dropping in to mention that if you fly with Loganair (Scottish airline), the offered snack is a choice of shortbread biscuit or Tunnocks caramel wafer.

So is it possible to fly loganair for the Tunnocks and also be able to pick up the airport supersized toblerone in the same trip?

As that would make air travel worth it!

I wasn't aware of the existence of Loganair until now - I immediately thought you were referring to 'The High Life' (a brilliant show)!

Bugger, now I've got the theme tune in my head...