KJK v the Police this Friday

[Birdsweepsin]

Kellie is still getting harassed by TRAs it seems. Come and support if you can at Trowbridge Police Station, midday on 24th Feb.

She asked for carrots this afternoon to help pay her legal fees and she is close to 5 and a half already, more than the 3 she needed urgently. What a woman.

Servant obviously, although i did finally prise myself off the floor. Well you know if you eat enough cheese you just turn into a truckle and so i just rolled myself to a step. It was easy after that!

I was there! Drove an hour and a half to get there, and I am directionaly challenged so it was touch and go at points, but it was absolutely amazing. I want the t-shirt. Will nobody make the t-shirt?

Trowbridge February 24 2023 I WAS THERE

I'm actually riding on a big slab of cheese, Boadicea chariot style, and spitting out olive stones at the men peasants.

Fabulous stuff Ilike.

have a dishwasher

Oooooh, thank you my Lady Cheesus :)

Glad to see you're not Stilton the floor Boiled.

😍

Amazing

Crap, I missed so much.
We have a cheese cult, a baby cheesus overlady, all the gin and nibbles.
And a fab video that includes y'all I think.

Ok off to eat my almost out of date crumpets toasted with cheese, nurrr nurr

All hail datun our new overlady 🙏

😂

Why is it when left to our own devices for long enough it descends into a food and drink free for all?

Such debauchery.

We should be on our knees cleaning the front doorstep!

baby cheesus

@CryInToYourCornflakesNicola 😂

What on earth have I missed here?

Who is providing chocolate? I like a blond chocolate from M&S or a caramilk if Datun is boycotting Marks.

Well. I have had enough cheese and wine that I am singing just like this!

Missed the party and the freebies. Story of my life.

I can, however, contribute:

(a) a cheese joke.

Why was the clown from the cheese circus lopsided?

Because he only had one Stilton.

(b) A Weetabix cake recipe. lancashire-food.blogspot.com/2013/05/cereal-loaf-cake.html Makes a pretty good tea loaf. I use any cereal that needs using up.

The freebies aren't all they are cracked up to be. I'm still trying to find my dishwasher!

Is he asleep under the kitchen table, perhaps?

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Depends what @Datun (cheesus be her name) loaded him with.

I'm actually riding on a big slab of cheese, Boadicea chariot style, and spitting out olive stones at the men peasants.

Glad to hear it 🧀

I think i just peed myself!

So making me laugh.

I'm actually riding on a big slab of cheese, Boadicea chariot style, and spitting out olive stones at the men peasants.

Is it Friday again already?!!!

*Why is it when left to our own devices for long enough it descends into a food and drink free for all?

Emmental, my dear Watson.

This might sound so cheesy, but I think you are all really grate.

It's been a Gouda day.

Halloumi fellow terves!