KJK v the Police this Friday

[Birdsweepsin]

Kellie is still getting harassed by TRAs it seems. Come and support if you can at Trowbridge Police Station, midday on 24th Feb.

She asked for carrots this afternoon to help pay her legal fees and she is close to 5 and a half already, more than the 3 she needed urgently. What a woman.

I still want to know how this happened👇

Isn't it just!

mmmmmmmmm cheese. I would do anything for a 200g triangle of harlech, quite frankly. But I won't do THAT. #meatloaf

Magic <waves wand around some more>

I turn my back for a minute and bloody miss free gin and cheese?
<rolls around on floor screaming>

Beetle walks past munching on👇

And olives.

Also nuts.

And...

<waves wand>

...free dishwashers for all

oh yes so yum. You know how Homer looks when he's thinking about donuts? Yep? Well that's me, right now.

This was SUCH a good idea.

<Happy sigh>

Lead me to the cheese!!

Vipers, the lot of you.

Well, how else can you have viper milk cheese?

#cheese! Cheese! CHEESE!

Bring out the big cheese!!!

Datun? Are you it?

Hey, my biglies didn’t work!!!

Oh. Thought I was on twitter!

cheese! Cheese! CHEESE!

Bring out the big cheese!!!

Datun? Are you it?

She must be she's giving out free dishwashers. Noone has counter offered with anything better!

Can she pay in 1000 pound coins, each sellotaped to a greeting card misgendering a celebrity TRA, signed by a different Mumsnetter?

If so, I’ll start counting up the big whiskey bottle…

Nothing in the Wiltshire Times yet

Although having walked to the kitchen in the East wing there is no dishwasher.

Cook, maid, butler, valet and gardener all eating tea. But no dishwasher.

Maybe Datun meant the kitchen in the South wing.

Wanders off to check. (It could take a while its a very large castle)

Briederhof Cult? Jesus Christ of the Butter-Dish Saints?

" @IcakethereforeIam
All hail Datun, the lady cheesus.

((((( BLESSED BE THE CHEESEMAKERS!!! )))))

Thought you were stuck on the floor?

Or do you mean you are sending a servant around? Or a drone?

Brunch Davidians.

Practising Rind Control.

Just take things Caerphilly.