Kayla Lemieux caught dressing as a man when not teaching!

[MeanCanadianLady]

I know on your part of the world you’re all still asleep but I couldn’t resist this story just got so much more interesting!!!

nypost.com/2023/02/17/kayla-lemieux-ditches-her-z-size-breasts-outside-the-classroom/

I see that Lemieux is now claiming that they are (1) real and (2) nature. Lemieux is a liar.

natural not nature!

Ooh, new word.

ambuscade.

amboobscade?

HMS Ambuscade was broken up at Troon.

Apparently.

At least one dictionary calls 'ambuscade' "dated".

Pfft! I like it, it's a word that needs mire use.

I mean, the currently active bowdlerisers might have a problem with the word am-bush.

🎵Do your tits hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow 🎵

But even if tits or hair or both get caught in the lathe, Kayla will probably be unhurt.

(I have got big old knockers and ironically, caught one on a door handle whilst prancing around naked. That hurt.)

The breasts are fake and the hair is a wig, so there is little risk of real injury. Maybe some cuts and bruises but nothing like if real breast tissue or hair were caught in machinery.

Won't do the machinery any good. Ca-norks?

Presumably you’d bolt them down rather firmly before using heavy machinery? 🤓

I’m deffo leaning towards this being a hoax/him gaming the system.
Those giant silicone boob-vests cost an eye watering sum and a real-fetishist wouldn’t want to risk their precious sex toy getting chopped in the metal shop (nor losing one’s wig on sky diving camera).

I hope I’m correct in assuming that he teaches older teens, not 11 and up?

Still not fair to expose teens to this nonsense but slightly more acceptable to pull this lark at a sixth form college than a secondary school.

Not linking for fear of giving you the ‘normous norks algorithm!

Search ’z cup silicone breast plate’ if you want to risk it!

Speaking of Terry Pratchett, this passage from Witches Abroad always brings feelings of sisterliness for Nanny Ogg:

"What Granny [Weatherwax] could achieve with two pounds of hobnailed syncopation Nanny Ogg could achieve merely with her bosom.

It was a large and experienced bosom, and not one that was subject to restraint. As Nanny Ogg bounced down, it went up; when she gyrated right, it hadn't finished twirling left"

UPDATE
Teacher claims the breasts are real.
nypost.com/2023/02/19/canadian-teacher-with-size-z-breasts-kayla-lemieux-claims-they-are-real/

This has to be classed as trolling now. He can't believe they are real, he's just upping the ante.

In the NYP article it quotes a “renowned” clinic’s website as follows:

“It affects people assigned female at birth. If you have gigantomastia, you’ll experience rapid and disproportionate breast growth. The speed at which your breasts grow can vary, from over a few weeks to over several years,” according to the Cleveland Clinic’s website.

The bold is my emphasis. This is a healthcare setting and they’re using “assigned female at birth” on their website to refer to women?!

FFS.

Lemieux has chosen to go down the Yaniv-Simpson route and claim a scientifically untenable/illiterate version of DSD as a defence, rather than own up to seriously dodgy behaviour.

How can this fantasist, wearing obviously fake fetish breasts, be allowed in the presence of teenagers on a daily basis?! Has no-one in that country heard of safeguarding?! Canada obviously has poorly written laws as well as too many people in official positions who are unwilling to call the bluff of people with strongly anti-social behaviour.

Yes it looks like ,for him, the whole point of wearing the breasts is that children are present and forced to look at him.
Why the authorities allow him to parade his fetish is beyond me.

And the previous examples of increasingly warped claims (lies) are the reason I DON'T think its trolling in the sense of doing it to make people realise how ridicilous it is. I think we will see more of them. There's at least one Brit is growing increasing batshit on social media and once threw a hissy fit on TV about just how real they were. I think its a power thing. See how far they can push it and get away with it - and every time they do, they get a kick out of it so see how much further they can push it because it becomes an addiction because it is driven by sexual kicks. Its more like men on social media who harass women sexually for power over them (challenging either makes them back off completely or escalate into different forms of online stalking) and have a wank over that.

This particular guy is doing it around kids. Which is worrying.

People on other sites are saying he is trolling because he was about to lose his job for refusing to use the "correct" pronouns and for being against gender neutral toilets. He showed up to work the next day like this to prove a point about how ridiculous the rules are regarding trans issues knowing he would get away with it if he was under the trans umbrella. Not sure how true this is.

What even is the 'GEO' that this man thinks legally protects his weekend hobby?

(I'm posting this on a Thursday, so am using his correct pronouns for the day )

This is the kind of consequence which happens when laws are enacted without consultation with all the groups likely to be affected by them. Similar problems will crop up in many other places, because the laws have been created without analysing what their impact on women as a sex class might be, what their impact on child safeguarding might be, what their impact on the actual severity of sentence for female inmates in prisons might be and so on.

When nobody defines, say, 'gender affirming', then almost anything can be defended as gender affirming by someone. And categories such as 'genderfluid' can cause tremendous problems in prisons. Will nonbinary inmates be bussed from one prison to another based on which sex they most align on a particular day?

I'm sure the breast shaped things are real. My shoes are real. My trousers are real. I didn't grow them.

Do you take your breasts off at the end of the day, too?

No of course not, but material reality is not restricted to any human body Lemieux is playing silly word games and should not be further indulged. I'm long past being amused by grown men acting like 9 year olds.

I like listening to megyn kelly on this.