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All the bad things JKR has done. A history.

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WandaWomblesaurus73 · 05/01/2022 21:08

I think this is a good time to go over all the bad things JKR has done (as started on the did he or didn't he Jon Stewart thread)

Earlier, I went into the bathroom and I noticed JK Rowling had moved the cat litter tray so I stood in a little bit of cat poop.

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theNumbersStation · 05/01/2022 22:02

JKR invented that plastic packaging that can only be opened with a chain saw.

Deadringer · 05/01/2022 22:03

I put on at least a stone over Christmas, and it is definitely JKR's fault.

AndSoFinally · 05/01/2022 22:03

And the straw holes on Capri Suns. Bitch

RufustheFloralmissingreindeer · 05/01/2022 22:04

JKR is the reason i have no coconut milk for my salmon curry tomorrow

Wicked woman

stinkycheeseman · 05/01/2022 22:06

@WandaWomblesaurus73 pic please, I want to be disgusted too.

WandaWomblesaurus73 · 05/01/2022 22:06

JK Rowling was riding a chopper bicycle down my street, and as she cycled past me, she stuck her high heeled shoe out and kicked me in the bum so that I fell into a bush.

About five minutes later, she came cycling back down the street on a different bicycle wearing a fake moustache, a beret and some onions round her neck. She then asked if I was ok. I said "You kicked me into a bush Jo" and she laughed again and said "You smell of wee."

And then she cycled off down the street singing "I'm the laughing gnome and you can't catch me..."

Again.

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MrsWooster · 05/01/2022 22:06

She made me show the kids the Siri “lumos” trick and then, enchanted with my wit and humour, say “wingardium leviosa!” and fling my phone high into the air.
DC looked at me deadpan and walked away but I thought I was so funny I may have done a slight wee on the clean sheets. JK’s fault.

ScreamingBeans · 05/01/2022 22:08

She leaves lego lying around on the floor for when you have no shoes on.

ShrillSiren · 05/01/2022 22:08

She made my boiler stop working this afternoon and now I have no heating or hot water Angry

NitroNine · 05/01/2022 22:10

@ladymalfoy
Thank you Grin
I think it’s probably safe to say that JKR broke the chameleon circuit in the TARDIS, too Wink
You are also right that only She Who Must Not Be Named could come up with something as heinous as peal-to-reseal. Those packets come apart in quite extraordinary ways; the idea of resealing them is simply a stickery mockery as one tries to prevent an avalanche of couscous/pasta/rice/whatever from the enormous rip that has appeared despite precision opening.

theNumbersStation · 05/01/2022 22:14

On the hottest days in summer, she is to be found shaking all the cold cans of pop in the shops.

Crowdfundingforcake · 05/01/2022 22:15

JKR turns down the corners of book pages to mark her place and puts empty milk cartons back in the fridge. And eats the last rolo.

Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese · 05/01/2022 22:15

She's taught my toddler that laying on the sofa for 20 minutes then sitting up to proclaim "I'm rested now" is equal to a 2 hour nap... she clearly also told him that his silliness just before bed is cute...

RestingStitchFace · 05/01/2022 22:17

She left the toilet seat up, the bastard....

AgeingDoc · 05/01/2022 22:18

JKR is responsible for all the times pizza goes from cheese barely melting to completely incinerated in the time it takes to pick up the oven gloves.
Also she has all my missing teaspoons and odd socks.

KimikosNightmare · 05/01/2022 22:19

@RufustheFloralmissingreindeer

JKR is the reason i have no coconut milk for my salmon curry tomorrow

Wicked woman

To be fair to JKR coconut milk and salmon sounds like a vile combination !
theNumbersStation · 05/01/2022 22:19

JKR fucked DelBoy over with that chandelier.

AllTheUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken · 05/01/2022 22:20

She wiped her nose on my cushions the day after I’d removed, washed, dried and replaced them all.

WandaWomblesaurus73 · 05/01/2022 22:20

[quote stinkycheeseman]@WandaWomblesaurus73 pic please, I want to be disgusted too.[/quote]
Siriusly disgusting.

All the bad things JKR has done. A history.
All the bad things JKR has done. A history.
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RufustheFloralmissingreindeer · 05/01/2022 22:20

@MrsWooster

She made me show the kids the Siri “lumos” trick and then, enchanted with my wit and humour, say “wingardium leviosa!” and fling my phone high into the air.
DC looked at me deadpan and walked away but I thought I was so funny I may have done a slight wee on the clean sheets. JK’s fault.

Ive just shown dd and shes now screaming hysterically at siri 😀

Thats JKRs fault as well
Aroundtheworldin80moves · 05/01/2022 22:21

JKR has definitely drained my phone battery. Not MN.

Rhannion · 05/01/2022 22:22

JKR ate my last Rolo!

RufustheFloralmissingreindeer · 05/01/2022 22:23

To be fair to JKR coconut milk and salmon sounds like a vile combination

I won’t know til i try 😀

Its the BBC good foods fault if its mank….

Whatiswrongwithmyknee · 05/01/2022 22:23

She cast a spell and made me gain half a stone over Xmas. I hate her.

itsacovidxmasone · 05/01/2022 22:25

@bitingcat

I am reliably informed that JKR actually started the Covid pandemic! Shock

I came on here to say didn't she eat that first bat?
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