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All the bad things JKR has done. A history.

532 replies

WandaWomblesaurus73 · 05/01/2022 21:08

I think this is a good time to go over all the bad things JKR has done (as started on the did he or didn't he Jon Stewart thread)

Earlier, I went into the bathroom and I noticed JK Rowling had moved the cat litter tray so I stood in a little bit of cat poop.

OP posts:
ErrolTheDragon · 05/01/2022 23:32

A toddler once asked her for a cutted up pear and she cutted up his pear.ShockAngry

Gumbomambo · 05/01/2022 23:34

She never ever replaces the toilet roll.

BuntyAurBabli · 05/01/2022 23:35

It's JKR's fault that you have a wardrobe full of clothes but nothing to wear.

Lysianthus · 05/01/2022 23:38

As soon as I saw your marvellous thread title, I started working on a comprehensive list.
Here it is:

GroggyLegs · 05/01/2022 23:41

JKR once tucked my dress into my knickers in the toilets & let me walk back to the table with my pants on display to the whole pub Sad.

DialSquare · 05/01/2022 23:42

JKR put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
JKR put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong
JKR put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop
JKR put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip

Interfering caahhhh.

AbandonedCharacter · 05/01/2022 23:45

JKR is responsible for fitted sheets without the size on the label.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 05/01/2022 23:54

I didn't win the lottery

I know it was her doing. The cow.

SlipperTripper · 05/01/2022 23:54

JKR makes the neck of my Gaviscon bottle go crusty, so when I wake up at night and grab it for a this feisty-baby-is-kicking-me-in-the-ribcage-AGAIN swig, I gag.

Then I have to get up for a pee.

Bitch.

Shodan · 05/01/2022 23:59

I didn't win the lottery

I know it was her doing. The cow.

Not just you. She just wants ALL the money Angry

SleepOhHowIMissYou · 06/01/2022 00:10

Morning has broken. We all know who did it.

ErrolTheDragon · 06/01/2022 00:14

@SleepOhHowIMissYou

Morning has broken. We all know who did it.

And night has fallen
CircleofWillis · 06/01/2022 00:14

JKR couldn't be bothered to do anything to me so I can't contribute to this thread.
Selfish bestselling author!

TonyThreePies · 06/01/2022 00:18

Mana Mana Doo Doo De Doo Doo.
Mana Mana Doo Doo Doo Doo.
Mana Mana Doo Doo De Doo Doo De Doo Doo De Doo Doo De Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo.

JKR gave you that as an ear worm.

JollyHostess · 06/01/2022 00:21

Grassy knoll?

Nope. JKR.

JollyHostess · 06/01/2022 00:24

Oh and climate change?

Yep. It's all on her.

Galvantula · 06/01/2022 00:25

She's made my hip arthritis worse and told my youngest child that is ok to rage and or cry about anything. It possibly everything.

I heard she told them to stop making all your favourite sweets as well. Yeah those ones you liked as a bairn.

Nicola Sturgeon is her fault too and possibly Patrick Harvie.

Lovelyricepudding · 06/01/2022 00:30

She persuaded Mumsnet that I wanted to see someone cooking badly mixed omlettes or microwave cakes in too small ramakin dishes in every thread.

SleepOhHowIMissYou · 06/01/2022 00:37

She started a Parking Thread and didn't include a diagram.

SleepOhHowIMissYou · 06/01/2022 00:53

And invented wasps.

namitynamechange · 06/01/2022 00:55

JK Rowling always uses up the last of the loo roll and NEVER REPLACES IT!!!

Whatamesssss · 06/01/2022 01:23

She shot the sheriff (and I have my suspicions that she also shot the deputy)

Mandatorymongoose · 06/01/2022 01:25

JKR stole all of my right socks. Now I only have a warm left foot and walk all lopsided.

Mandatorymongoose · 06/01/2022 01:29

The other personal slight I have suffered at her witchy hands is she made my DH get his booster today and turned him into a human oven so now I can't sleep due to being slowly roasted if I get in bed.

nzborn · 06/01/2022 01:42

She makes me tidy my room

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