I Am Weetbix

[Umyeahnah]

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I am weetabix

What is this weetabix thing ?

Glad you liked it Umyeahnah

Can I identify as Weetbix but not do anything else to show I am Weetbix?

If I am Weetbix but I spill milk on myself, do I become gender fluid?

I am weetabix. Do not pour hot milk on me or mash my mate, banana.

I'd rather be it than eat it!

I hate weetabix with or without bananas but in solidarity I'm gonna change my name soon as I'm back from work.

I am happy to eat Weetbix on behalf of any Weetbix avoiders, but only with cold milk. I don't mind the sliced banana.

I had two already today. Someone can claim them in solidarity if they like, 'cos I'll have another two tomorrow.

I am Weetabix too ✊

I am cheerio.

@AnyFucker long time FWR poster LangCleg has been banned - apparently at the request of TRA Joss Phipps who has been boasting about it on Twitter. There's a long thread asking MNHQ to reconsider this crazy decision. In true MN style it became a discussion on Weetabix (including vegemite smeared solidarity from Down Under). It seems that Spartacus now has breakfast sorted 😀

I am on the other thread @Igmum but I am not getting the wheat cereal references

Vegemite Weetabix are Weetabix.

If you disagree you are vegemitephobic.

I am weetabix... and honey...

I am Weetabix Frosted Mini Flakes!

Vegemite weetabix are good! I stand with justcly and DancewithEmmaGoldman (and LangCleg).

Weetabix with plum jam, banana and hundreds and thousands, eaten plain is also yummy. No milk necessary.

We'll need a Weetabix day of remembrance at this rate.

I think the other wheat cereal bit is my fault! I was trying to explain what Weetabix are to non Brits.

Americans: "Why are these shredded wheat pieces the size of cheap, terrible microwave burritos??"

I love weetabix (I am lying but as that is what we are now supposed to do on here I am playing by the rules)
I am weetabix.

I uaed to be wheatbix but always felt inside that i was oatibix. Iv changed my cereal now and feel ive found my true breakfast.

I am Weetabix (but I identify as toast and marmalade this morning).

True story: I used to live downwind from the Weetabix factory.

Today, I identify as plain Weetabix, so please don't hurt my feelings. I'm really Banana Weetabix but I like to pretend the banana part doesn't matter.

I do demand that you ban all other cereals as they are a threat to my existence.

Weetabix