The Badley Fuckitt Pop-Up Winter Gin Bar

[BadgertheBodger]

Come one, come all!

Badley Fuckitt’s pop-up Winter gin bar is open for business. We’ve got faux-sheepskins, a log fire being stoked by young Nigel and enough gin to drown an army of sealions. (Note to PETA, not real ones, natch)

Collapses on chaise longue and weakly gestures for the bottle

WTF?

Hey badger

I did some lovely sloe gin cocktails last year

But i think tonight I’ll have a godfather please and thank you

Wait

Are you not getting off the sofa thingy?

I’ll help myself then

Rufus darling help yourself I’m going nowhere

Out of interest, what actually IS a Godfather?

Amoretto and whisky 🥃

Ooh look...cute emoji

Tastes like very alcoholic marzipan

Amaretto? Isn’t that marzipan flavoured? I’ll leave you to it! I love whisky though. And slow gin. And

I’ll make yours Rufus, I’ve got in some amazing sloe gin, made in small batch local distillery which I will have, just neat, no ice or anything. I’m hardcore. 💪🏻

Vin a colleague of mine once gave me some homemade raspberry vodka and I just accepted this concoction, didn’t ask what it was then drank half a litre neat in about 2 hours at 3pm. Reader, I did not see 9pm, or indeed 9am the next day.

I don't like any xmas food/ drink with the exception of mulled wine... a large one for me ta

vine

I make my sloe gin

But i get carried away and make two bottles so im drinking it for bloody ever...still have some from last year but to be fair it gets better with age

And thank you...i think we’ll have to prize badger off that thing I can’t spell...

Please don't talk about alcohol- I'm still very hungover!

Ooh, how lovely, I have heard of this mythical place. Posh crisps anyone?

We’ve just had a whack-a-mole game installed if anyone can be bothered

teen

Been a good weekend then

MrsSnippy I’m all for posh crisps but I saw an abomination the other day and I’m still not over it to be perfectly honest. Pickled mushroom. In Ikea. Just, fuck off, no.

Milk Tray anyone? I was going to ask for a hot Limoncello but I like the sound of a godfather.

Lager and pork scratchings for me please

Please can everyone make sure they shut the radicalisation portal behind them on the way in? It's getting a bit chilly and damp out there.

peeps around door Excuse me for interrupting, but is there room for a tired old feminist to put her feet up?

Badger I feel faint at the mention of those words in the same sentence.
Can someone just pass me the bottle? (Points at dog as excuse for not being able to get up. Ever)

A mineral water with a painkiller chaser and a cool pack for my forehead.

And one of your nice upstairs rooms out of earshot of the bar for later, the ones with the lovely view over the meadow and woods. And crisp white sheets laundered by someone else.

Tastes like very alcoholic marzipan

This sounds right up my street. What’s the whisky to amaretto ratio?

I had some Tyrells salt & balsamic vinegar vegetable crisps earlier this week and they were awesome. Highly recommended.

Inebriati I’m imagining you in the manner of something out of Jilly Cooper but sadly I will not permit Milk Tray now they’ve changed the recipe and made it shit.

TotallyFuckedUp chaise longue/lounge/whatever?

You can park yourself next to me, T0tallyFuckedUpFamily and give me a hand - I'm having trouble getting this straw through my balaclava.

Small dog as a footwarmer Barbara? I always carry a spare.