Petrol never did respond to my suggestion of turning the men's cubicles into unisex, screening off the urinals & keeping the women's loos for women.
Oddly - not suggesting Petrol wasn't a laydee or that it matters either way - I got massive pushback last time I suggested that to a wokey blokey friend.
Apparently it would NOT be ok for women (chap was in full on TWAW mode but at this point more concerned, I think, about the discombobulating prospect of actual female women marching into the chaps' bogs) to use the cubicles in the Gents.
Because harrumph. Would be awkward apparently peeing at urinals with women walking through. They might look at his willy or something.
I said, well, how about there was a screen - like one of those cubicle wall things - guiding cubicle people one way & urinal people the other?
Harrumph harrumph.
Must admit at this point I introduced the spectre of me lining up alongside him with a shewee, just to annoy him. This would be fine apparently if I 'identified as male but you're obviously just taking the piss...'
Irony meter needed a tap & a cool down at this stage.