Women don't have penises

[jellybean85]

Just in service station and it seems the word is spreading! See next comment for pic

I don't often use cash but I might change my habits.

But apparently, I can't possibly like them because I'm female.

Females don’t ‘whizz’ next to others as you mentioned previously- a little slip up there. Just so it’s clear, yes I am calling you male.

But apparently, I can't possibly like them because I'm female

Who said that?

Seems a weird thing to say

Oh i really hope i find one of DtPeabodys notes!!!

Seems a weird thing to say

Is it a straw person?

Might be lang

Do i take it that it wasnt said then?

Mentioning straw is not permitted on these boards.

jessica really?

Right from now on i shall only refer to dry stalks of cereal plants people

That should be fine yeah?

But what if they identify as silage?

You can play a bit of Petrol Bastard in the entrance to the ladies and anyone who says Oh this is fun has to go in the gents.

Deal!

So petrolbastard is back for another go of 'making shit up to get sarcy about' because it worked so well the last time...

I shall also mark them with a sharpie in the corner perhaps. Just a little symbol to show the uv will be there

Haha well you might call me a man on the internet, but I'm afraid by your own rules you have to share the bathroom with me because I am actually female. I just don't agree with your propaganda. We're not all one homogeneous same thinking mass you do realise.

You can play a bit of Petrol Bastard in the entrance to the ladies and anyone who says Oh this is fun has to go in the gents.

Your roolz.

It was said upthread. You can't like Petrol Bastard and be a woman. Didn't you know, the last time I saw them when they played live in Bradford, all the women left to go and stand outside. I was gutted. I had to stand outside dolefully with the other people who all think exactly the same as me.

I have now listened to Petrol Bastard (the Leeds band). It is not to my taste. I do think it is a great MN name though.

Why do you use the womens toilets petrol?

puts sharpie in bag

I think these slogans go over most people's heads. 'Woman: Adult human female' and 'Women don't have penises'. Most people would just go "no shit Sherlock", not understanding what they are referring to.

I think we need stickers and slogans that people not aware of the issues can understand.

Haha well you might call me a man on the internet, but I'm afraid by your own rules you have to share the bathroom with me because I am actually female.

Meaningless.

By your own definition we are calling you either a man or a woman, and you're annoyed because you might be a man or a woman.

Tosh.

I think we need a straw poll.

I'm not annoyed because I might be a man. I'm most definitely not. I'm actually just finding it quite funny how often I'm being accused of being a man.

It was said upthread. You can't like Petrol Bastard and be a woman

I cant find that post. Be a sweetheart and let me know who said it and on what page please.

Unless... no. You wouldn't be making shit up to get sarcy about again, would you?

Jeez petrol bastard crap band. Ffs you seen that YouTube off them
2 guys in the woods

Was that what year ? The 90,s ?

@PetrolBastardsPenis

Where have you been all my life??