Urinals should be removed..

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..because not all men have penises. They may be triggering to some trans men. Only sit down toilets in individual cubicles in men's toilets.

Men queuing to pee at football matches and down the pub might bring things into focus for those who are largely unaffected by all this "move aside" business.

And tbh I'd LOVE to see all the woke bros queuing and telling other men that it's discriminatory for them to use urinals because not every man has a penis and it's bigoted for them to complain...

Actually I had proposed willy binders to combat manspreading but it seems there may be other applications - pink and frilly options sound good for inclusivity. Maybe we could have wiily shapewear that flattens the dick and diverts the willyhead, replacing the front pouch of underpants by the crotch opening that we are all familiar with - then they could all sit down to pee and we could do away with urinals, missing the bowl and beer guts. The shapewear could force the manspreading legs to close together:)

Rufus yes agree a tuck should work however I’m seeing many other advantages to male shapewear ;)

Ooh thanks for your brilliant idea. Willy Shapewear is now part of my multinational company Willies, which is now worth 36 million. I’m still seeking investment as it’s my human right and to deny me, is to deny my existence.

Chewy I hope I’m a Willies shareholder - 36 million sounds very undervalued to me considering the global market

Willy binders- you too can struggle to move safely! A laugh a minute in that you are afraid to laugh! We’ll sneak them to your home under package so that no one knows how you are destroying your body.

Disclaimer- unlike the pushers of chest binders, I know this would be cruel -

Willy Shapewear is now part of my multinational company Willies, which is now worth 36 million

I want to know what your advertisement tag line is going to be, ChewyLouie?

‘Walk the talk,
And flatten that cock!’

‘Willy shape wear
No more willy bulge there’

Disclaimer: the above comment is not directed at actual transsexuals, but those who who pretend to be trans. Just sorting out the wolves from the sheep.

Pleased to announce only FWR are shareholders 😀
Like the tag lines so far, keep them coming:
Willies we willy care.
Willies for your willy impotent needs.

How about:

Groom your groin, genitalia and gut with Wiilies- one stop male shapewear
Or
From willy to wiener
Or
Aimless? Can’t see your feet? Embarassing dribbles? - Wear Wonderful Willies and change your perspective

Manspreading frontways and sideways? People embarrassed 😳 to be with you? Willies has the answer- as usual

* Let's make s/hewees inclusive and call them wewees.

That, of course, will confuse the French but as we're leaving the EU it won't matter, innit.*

That made me properly laugh!

But if people were regularly masquerading as trans when they're not and this was a common enough issue for it to be a genuine, documented threat on a daily basis, we would know by now.

Did you hear that, ladies? If it doesn't happen every single day it doesn't matter. So stop making such a fuss.

Yet, there has been no indication anywhere that there is an increase in either attacks in female-only spaces or people pretending to be female for the sake of fulfilling some sort of sexual agenda where trans-inclusive policies have been enacted.

October, meet Mx Yaniv.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3460252-Miranda-Yardley-calls-out-the-predator

I wish you would all stop talking about willies, it's regressive terminology laden with assumptions about gender. 'Front stick' would be more inclusive.

There can't be any research into attacks on women by men masquerading as trans, or actual trans women, because police would record them as the sex they identify as, or claim to identify as, not the sex they actually are, no?

That's the problem with trans women are women..they can't prove they're not a threat as nobody is allowed to collect accurate data.

"Front stick"
Gold!

What are woke men ?.

Like regular men, but more smug.

Ooh front stick is brilliant. Since our female parts have been rechristened front, middle & rear holes without our input or consent, should we come up with new names for the other two male parts - or just go with front stick, bollocks & asshole?

AngryAttackKittens,
Excellent comment.

October, meet Jess Bradley
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3320513-Jess-Bradley-first-transgender-student-officer-suspended-after-flashing-photos

Front stick, non-binary sack, and Here Be Dragons.

I stopped reading the thread at page 4 sorry - I kept needing to scroll past a tedious bore and had enough.

However it is a great idea to remove urinals and it would solve another great inequality between men and women at next to no cost. Instead of reducing queues for women's toilets by increasing women's provision, it would make men have to queue for inadequate provision (take away 5 urinals to create 2 cubicles) like women too! So much fairer for women by making things worse for men and inclusive for men without penises too.

It's genius.

front stick

Lmao

Love it

Front stick, formally known as willy

"What are woke men ?."
They are the ones who are very good at telling women that we're not real feminists because we're not trans inclusive. They like using the word terf and are "right on" - and plain right (in their minds at least) - about everything. But telling women they're not real feminists and how to feminist better, which includes the call to watch how the brave and stunning trans women feminist and follow their lead, is a favourite of theirs.

They're very often, but not exclusively, white too.

I love Front Stick.

Does rather tend to leave people wondering if there's a Back Stick too though...

But if people were regularly masquerading as trans

As the Canadian example shows, when the trans umbrella is so large you don’t have to make any attempt to ‘masquerade’ as anything.

The idea that abusive men wouldn’t take advantage of such a vague concept to enable abuse is dangerously naive.