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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Urinals should be removed..

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IamThereforeIdontIdentify · 02/01/2019 16:34

..because not all men have penises. They may be triggering to some trans men. Only sit down toilets in individual cubicles in men's toilets.

Men queuing to pee at football matches and down the pub might bring things into focus for those who are largely unaffected by all this "move aside" business.

And tbh I'd LOVE to see all the woke bros queuing and telling other men that it's discriminatory for them to use urinals because not every man has a penis and it's bigoted for them to complain...

Wink
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PositivelyPERF · 02/01/2019 18:36

a proportion of them appear (according to themselves on various unsavoury internet places) to go through sanitary bins to take out used pads..to wear

That’s very true, so it would be ‘literal transphobic violence’ to remove their validation supply. 😁🤮

IamThereforeIdontIdentify · 02/01/2019 18:42

LangCleg but if trans women have lady cocks, then perhaps condomn machines are ok? Or are condoms for lady cocks called femidoms now, in which case what are the original female condoms called? Frontholidoms?!

And M&S pants! I feel so let down. They were ahead of the game with their wokeness and inclusivity and now we see they were always transphobic. What a world, what a world.. Wink

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ChewyLouie · 02/01/2019 18:44

Condoms should be banned from sale unless renamed shedoms it’s too triggering to use a word associated with male fertility.
Everyone knows women ejaculate and men bleed- to deny this is to deny the very existence of transpeople.Denying transpeople is murder.

ChewyLouie · 02/01/2019 18:51

I think the only answer is to remove the condom machine and urinals into the women’s toilets and then the sanitary bins and sanitary product machines into the men’s . Then the last step is to change the signs on the mens into women and vice versa, transwomen then get to stay in the women’s space they have fought so honourably to access. Bravo!

Floisme · 02/01/2019 19:02

And those guys who always leave the lid up should be sent to gulags for re-education. Do they never think about the men who have to pee sitting down?

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misscockerspaniel · 02/01/2019 19:28

LindaBarrington42: If you can't use a urinal then just don't it's simple no need to make things difficult for everyone else

Exactly. Just because someone born male can't or won't use the urinals (aka the men's toilets), does not mean that they should use the women's loos. They must be respectful and respect females' privacy etc.

scotsheather · 02/01/2019 19:29

Yeh they should be moved into the ladies cause, you know who can have a penis these days............

LangCleg · 02/01/2019 19:37

Frontholidoms?!

Thank you for making me spit my tea!

LangCleg · 02/01/2019 19:37

Is Linda in on the joke or not?!

DisrespectfulAdultFemale · 02/01/2019 19:38

This is a great thread. I love the idea of removing urinals and putting sanitary ware dispensers and bins in men's lavatories.

ChewyLouie · 02/01/2019 19:43

Linda is trolling tonight. Happy New Year Linda you’re going to be busy trying to shut down threads !

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Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 02/01/2019 20:14

I am happy to sign both the get rid of urinals and gloves petitions

Have you started it yet linda and iamthere

ChewyLouie · 02/01/2019 20:15

Surely the term lady dick is transphobic to transmen who cannot afford surgery. Lady dick should be banned, literal violence.

IamThereforeIdontIdentify · 02/01/2019 20:19

Surely the term lady dick is transphobic to transmen who cannot afford surgery. Lady dick should be banned, literal violence.*

OMG!! Yes!!

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Qcng · 02/01/2019 20:44

^ I cannot get my head around that one...
(I get as far as Transmen don't have dicks then.... Give up).

TallulahWaitingInTheRain · 02/01/2019 20:48

Condoms are biologically essentialist.

ChewyLouie · 02/01/2019 21:17

Tallulah
Then condoms are transphobic and need to be sent off to the gulag to be repackaged into something less transantagonistic - maybe party balloons 😂

bluescreen · 02/01/2019 21:22

OMG! Toilets are just reducing people to their urinary function!

DrizzledWombat · 02/01/2019 23:30

You know they just piss in the sinks if there's queues right?

I've never actually seen that, though I have witnessed such inaccuracy that they might as well have just casually pissed on the floor and avoided the pretence of aiming into a urinal.

I myself have pissed in the sink. In my defence, it was while the bathroom in our flat was being refurbished, and we found out one night that the fitters had installed the toilet incorrectly. Mrs Wombat pissed in a washing-up bowl which was subsequently poured down the same sink.

DrizzledWombat · 02/01/2019 23:33

Probably shouldn't have posted that. I try to avoid posting on MN because, as a man with the traditional male genital configuration, I think that you probably don't need men chiming in to help you do feminism properly. I appear to have broken my rule to discuss the merits of pissing in the sink. I am very sorry, and slightly drunk.

/re-engage lurk mode

TallulahWaitingInTheRain · 02/01/2019 23:51

I appear to have broken my rule to discuss the merits of pissing in the sink

Far from instructing us on the proper way to do feminism, you have helpfully given us information regarding one of the very few domains in which as a man you are genuinely better-informed than women are likely to be

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