A little Lily M based drama

[KatVonGulag]

Looks like some of the unpleasant Lewisham Momentum based chums of LM have had a big spat with a housemate.

Apparently this now has something to do with LM and them supporting her for woman's officer, and they are blaming Te*fs.

Okay hands up... which mumsnetter has been breaking and entering in Lewisham. Come on own up.

This latest drama has been brought to you by Dr Haddock and the over sensitive flowers!

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Yeah Natacha, you can't just say "it was the TERFs what done it" and then agree with their lack of police involvement. Why not report to the police? It's clearly a menace.

Who is supposed to belong to this "Txxf gang", exactly?

Given that NO GC feminists would ever describe themselves using that word, it smells a tad suspiciously like a bit of a fabrication to me.

Why not report to the police?

Because there is nothing to report? No one broke in, people were invited in by someone with a key that lived in the house. All the people involved are Labour/Momentum activists and they want the Labour party to deal with it. Labour HQ will be very busy if we all report every guest who raids our fridges and outstays their welcome.

When will they realise that letting the blue haired kids lose on the sunny delight was A Bad Idea.

Because there is nothing to report? No one broke in, people were invited in by someone with a key that lived in the house. All the people involved are Labour/Momentum activists and they want the Labour party to deal with it. Labour HQ will be very busy if we all report every guest who raids our fridges and outstays their welcome.

So - LM (and others agreeing with LM on this issue) are fabricating the story that an evil "T*f gang" broke in and vandalised the house because of being t*fy?

proper fekko

Can someone please explain to me what the drama is about? The narrative is confused and confusing. All that I can work out is that LM tweeted that a friend's house in Lewisham was vandalised because LM and said person are friends. Is that it?

Can someone please explain to me what the drama is about? The narrative is confused and confusing. All that I can work out is that LM tweeted that a friend's house in Lewisham was vandalised because LM and said person are friends. Is that it?

Yehbutnobutyehbutno...

Yeah that's about it. I did say it was a little drama.
I was just amused at how it's been blown up into a transphobic hate crime perpetrated by evil te*fs, cos we are "loosing badly"

Loosing? What is the terf cult loosing? The dogs of war?

Ahem. If we're being pedantic, we would be letting slip the dogs of war. Not letting them lose. Loose.

We're loosing the battle to impose proper SPAG on Twitter?

OK from what I can make out.
There's a guy R who has a house with his partner M.
D is a subtenant.
D's friends come round, act rowdy, disturb people and are rude to M. They scrawl "Terfgang" *on the walls in a bid to anatonise R, who they know to be a supporter of Lily Madigan.
R evicts D the next day. R's Facebook page goes mental.

Can someone please explain to me what the drama is about? The narrative is confused and confusing. All that I can work out is that LM tweeted that a friend's house in Lewisham was vandalised because LM and said person are friends. Is that it?

My understanding is it was a spat between two Socialist activists. One used to rent a room off the other (without the landlords knowledge) but was thrown out after inviting friends back one evening, more Socialists. These friends, who included a deputy editor from the Daily Star were presumably drunk or stoned. Whilst in the house they raided the fridge, missed the toilet when urinating so pee'd over the bathroom floor, scribbled on the walls and stayed untill the unearthly hour of 02.30. The reason LM thinks she's is implicated is because the word 't*rf' was scribbled on a wall. Most of these people are not young kids but are behaving like 3 year olds on SM. The reason we are to blame is because this is obviously a hate crime due to the word scribbled on a wall.

Labour HQ will now be contacted to sort out this dispute

Also not to be the grownup and all but what this actually illustrates is that subletting is awful, no protection at all, far too easy to end up out on your arse at short notice. You'd think that might be something that Labour would care about.

Thank you, both. It's clear now.

When my brother and I were in primary school we were more mature than the people in this kerfuffle.

Also amused that someone Madigan's age thinks 2:30 am is late. I was never in bed by that time at your age, kid!

You have to pitty the adults at Labour HQ who will be called on to unpick it don't you?

Blue haired kids on Sunny delight

Hey, if Labour HQ are going to actively encourage silly kids to get involved in party politics then being stuck in the role of the parent sighing as the children squabble in the back seat of the car is entirely their own fault.

I wonder if labour HQ has read "How to talk so kids will listen....."

Can someone please explain to me what the drama is about? The narrative is confused and confusing

I will try.

The hour was late. The narrator of this sad sad story slept peacefully the entire night of Thursday. Unbeknown to him/her miscreants had entered his/her house uninvited by invitation from a house mate.

The partner of our inert story teller witnessed the events and watched in pearl clutching horror as miscreants wrote graffiti on the walls, urinated on the floor and stole various items including food. However it wasn't until the interlopers dared to light up inside that she decided that the offence to her home was too great to be ignored. She stepped up and asked them to please not smoke, and please be quiet as it is a work night. At this point they became aggressive with her. Brave reckless woman that she is, she opted not to wake her dreaming beloved, she instead went to bed herself despite knowing that forces of evil were unleashed in her house causing all sorts of mischief.

Upon the morning, sleeping narrator awoke and cried in horror at the carnage around him/her, ''What misfortune hast befallen our home'' he/she cried in anguish. The partner woke and woefully retold the events of the night. ''Tis because of my support for Lily Madigan the great and powerful and and fragile and vulnerable' he/she proclaimed with great conviction and sadness.

Fin
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That's the general gist, I took a few artistic liberties with the original text.

Imtotallyconfused.

"Also not to be the grownup and all but what this actually illustrates is that subletting is awful"

Angrykittens channeling Mark Corrigan in the episode of Peep Show where they end up trying to beat Gos with sticks...

"This is exactly the situation that contract law was invented to avoid"

There are also various subplots going on involving...
The 'snitch' grassing the person subletting to his landlord
Someone who is a rich and privately educated who owns his own 'yard'
A pair of gifted Ben Sherman trousers and the ungrateful recipient.
A snubbed friend who treated another like family and shared their weed with them.
Many people calling out 'hate crime' and wanting police involvement

If I haven't been clear enough then OJ has retweeted the story and is on the case. It could make it to the front page of the Guardian tomorrow.