A little Lily M based drama

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Looks like some of the unpleasant Lewisham Momentum based chums of LM have had a big spat with a housemate.

Apparently this now has something to do with LM and them supporting her for woman's officer, and they are blaming Te*fs.

Okay hands up... which mumsnetter has been breaking and entering in Lewisham. Come on own up.

This latest drama has been brought to you by Dr Haddock and the over sensitive flowers!

mobile.twitter.com/LilyMadigan99/status/1061646015038668800

Ah this reminds me of my student days when a similar drama erupted in a house share I was living in over the theft of a Dairylea cheese triangle from the fridge. Luckily, there was no social media back then. What are these silly billies like? Do they really think the world is interested in the silly spats that people have every week until they manage to move out. Silly, drama queens.

But what about the trousers?!! I feel this integral part of the story has been missed out.

There are also various subplots going on involving...

It's a like a bargain basement episode of Game of Thrones.

Also is anyone else reminded common people when reading this?

Hahahaha
Wee owen Jones retweeting hahaha
Feck it sounds like a normal night here

But what about the trousers?!! I feel this integral part of the story has been missed out.

From a message that has since been deleted they may have been stolen property as they 'were not scanned at the checkout' The plot deepens!

It is very funny, but I am feeling a bit guilty as we really should just be letting LM drop into obscurity....

God today's students are lame.

When we had drama, the house got set on fire and prison time was served.

Amateurs.

What’s this, a gang of kids with a few cans and an 8th? Jees, we had massive parties when I was in my teens, loads of booze and drugs and shagging and everything.These babbies am a right bunch of snowflakes.

Actually it really reminds me of the playground squabbles my 7yo DD's friends take part in. Although they are more likely to fall out over sharing of haribos, and party invites, than trousers and improper subletting.

Hmm stolen Ben Sherman trousers you say? That does add another layer to this already riviting story.

I'm picturing toddlers having a slapfight over a teddy bear.

Wow, HerFemaleness
Beautiful. I cried a solitary tear.

Just add a burger and you've really got something

OJ has retweeted the story and is on the case

Please tell me he really hasn't done something so pathetic with what is clearly a non-story...

Ah this reminds me of my student days when a similar drama erupted in a house share I was living in over the theft of a Dairylea cheese triangle from the fridge.

We had Pickled Onion Gate. Found out it WAS the bass player after all.

Hi Cliffy. We love you. x

one person being ungrateful for being gifted a pair of Ben Sherman trousers. Surely that is hate crime?
Breeches of the peace at the very least

What I don't get it, how do you not intervene at the "they're pissing all over the floor" stage? Not a fan of smoking at all, but I think I'd find that less objectionable than the previous behaviors...

MrsBertBibby

God today's students are lame.

When we had drama, the house got set on fire and prison time was served.

Amateurs.

I know right?!
I remember crowd funding during the party because it had been crashed and someone broke a window and put holes in the walls, the cops threatening to do us all in for pot if we didn't skedaddle quick, 20 people sleeping on the floor (before work the next day), people falling off the roof...
Ah, to be 15 again!

Dear Woke Kids - do try to be less boring. Love, the Evil Mummies.

Please tell me he really hasn't done something so pathetic with what is clearly a non-story...

Non story? Oh this has to be the biggest thing since Profumo. Here's another intrepid reporter uncovering this scandal
twitter.com/alasdair_clark.

Who knows, it could go International!!!!

The fragrant Lily blocked me on Twitter for suggesting he needed to go and sit on the naughty step and think about what he'd done...

they're pissing all over the floor

Apparently their aim was compromised that night and they sprayed around the toilet.

I remember one party so full on that riot police were sent, only for them to get there so late that the clearing up had been done, someone's carpenter mate was already fixing the windows, and a couple of us were on bacon butty duty.
Turns out that riot police can pack away a fair few bacon butties

We took way too much acid to be able to remember the similar goings on in our 90s house shares.

It was the LARPers that got out of hand in our house share. The neighbours took it a bit literally