Hey up women - someone has arrived to show us how to do 'womaning' right

[pombear]

Thank god - we were waiting for this revolutionary message.

I had no idea how to "take ownership of and assert agency over my own body" till this [person] policed the fuck out of 'what makes a woman'!

(PS I unashamedly enjoy sex too, but the stick-on-hearts would probably end up on the duvet, so not that revolutionary, as someone has to tidy up afterwards!)

Is it still manspreading if you're wearing stick-on nipple hearts? Enquiring minds need to know.

What is empowering about looking like a sex doll? Why can’t it be empowering to use your expensive private education for something more constructive? Sheesh. Kids these days.

Please do watch my short funny music video. It was bequeathed by another MNettter a while ago. Funny

Superbly ridiculous. I express my sexuality by wearing extremely comfortable clothes and keeping being naked for private spaces. That's really a wonderful thing.

So we asexuals aren't women?

I don't own myself?

Men! They reduce everything to sexual intercourse.

Tits and Teeth Ladies!

That's just a bit depressing. Irrespective of who it is that is piston sexual images of themselves on social media that kind of thing is just depressing. You'd think that people would have better things to do with their time.

Slightly unfortunate incomplete sentence at the end of that image.
Who says Twitter doesn't have a sense of humour?

AAK

Already linked by me. You may be the one who drew my attention to it initially. Vair funny

She'll never feel the benefit of that coat.

Transpreading. Tut tut.

Oh yes WomaninBoots Where is CesiraandEnrico with her photoshop skills?
Begging for stickers to assure us all that these are womanly breasts...

HamiltonCork wins!

Is the person, male, or a pretend female?

Munroe is clearly a person who doesn't worry about poo crumbs.

(Munroe is not wearing any pants and is sitting on a clear perspex chair. Next person to have to sit in it is poised with a bottle of anti-bac and a j-cloth.)

Dunno what that photo has to do with “a woman choosing to express herself sexually”

Might as well have that caption next to a photograph of a baked potato.

All woman mummmy2017 according to 2018 definitions.

Thank you all for a cheery Sunday thread. Hamilton almost won it, till Annie came along with poo crumbs!

(I'm not really that cheery about the image or the rhetoric, it's disturbing, but loving the women on here We have humour and biscuits in the face of shit stuff)

(Munroe is not wearing any pants and is sitting on a clear perspex chair. Next person to have to sit in it is poised with a bottle of anti-bac and a j-cloth.)

To be fair, we don’t know MB is not wearing pants. MB could have anything hidden under that jacket.

MB could have anything hidden under that jacket.

Tartan puffas are also available in long versions, though I’d suggest that teaming them with what appear to be plastic trousers would definitely lead to sweaty arse issues and possibly other conditions requiring a pharmacy visit. But #gowomens anyway.

All fur coat offs jacket and no knickers.

LITERALLY

I thought it was a photo of one of those sex robots for a second.

Can you still own your body and have agency if it looks like an actual lived in human body too?

Puffa jacket. Ffs autocorrect