Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation

[Twunk]

According to someone on Twitter

Fish are no longer allowed to eat your bunions as it was mean to the fish.

So now you rub snail gel on your face to look youthful.

This is.... alarming news.

I’d say you have salad-dressed the floor rather than cleaned it, Honeydragon

Blimey - I've heard of bee venom face cream I may even have a tube of it somewhere but snail gel... Really? Definite sign of radicalisation right there.

But it’s all nice and shiny now.

Maybe I should Zoflora my salads? It’s about the only thing left the Zoflo zealots haven’t used it for.

Had a good read through this thread

I'm not doing the boot camp. Its too hot. Cant we have it at a spa?

And naice ham
Pom bears
A small Korean lady
A Korean skin care regime
Weaponised Zoflora
Attack loo brushes

OMG!

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Stunt pineapple

Shame on you!

We'll do these radicals what the OP's friend did to the sea monkeys

Sea monkeys? Who? What?

Does zoflora also get blue hair dye out, honey?

Could come in handy for our re-education centres...

Shh. The first rule of sea monkeys is that you don't talk about sea monkeys.

Sea monkeys. Little miniscule shrimp like things. Ended badly for them. One particular person was up in arms about it on the thread.

Twunk there was an arguemnt, slamming doors, and revenge in the form of a dollop of bleach. It ended on a lingering shot of a silent Sea Monkey tank.

Sea monkeys. Little miniscule shrimp like things. Ended badly for them

I had no idea they were living creatures until I killed them 😧. Someone thought they were a great birthday gift for my daughter when she was too young to realise either.

Eeeek (whisper) how did you kill them?

I always volunteer to bring bread or crisps.

I am queen of the paper plates/cups/table cloth.

No-one wants to do it because it costs money, but I figure it's quicker to whack a tenners worth of paper goods on the shopping list than bugger about making biscuits and sandwiches. Plus it basically means I choose the theme.

I once used japanese skincare, then I realised I was religiously splashing my face every morning with sake runoff (when obviously sake is for drinking), and decided it was all a load of toot. 10 year later my skin is no different than when I was mucking about with it.

Ah I see. Sea monkeys

*Does zoflora also get blue hair dye out, honey?

Could come in handy for our re-education centres...*

I'm so glad my daughter hasn't got blue hair anymore...she was inadvertently sending out the wrong message, it seems! I'm not sure if Zoflora contains bleach...

Good afternoon comrades.

I have thrown bleach down my toilet today and I've braved wearing jeans instead of leggings. I followed a three step face regime as I have no monies for a 1000 step Korean process.

I've dabbled in some dettol use this morning as well.

And yes See Monkeys

I can helpfully provide a list of 809 household chemicals that don’t remove blue dye?

Although if I write them all down people may think it’s instructions to make a bomb.

Training camps:

Centre Parks for backdoor entry tactics.

Mexico for shameless infiltration tactics.

M&S for camouflage instructions.

Infinite copies of the Sixtine Chapel images to induce screaming in the infidels!!

Quick Zoflora spray to mark target.

Toilet brushes as a distraction.

Bad cop- greggs sausage roll
Good cop- naice ham

Show cutter up pear to the enemies to see what fate awaits them.

I can helpfully provide a list of 809 household chemicals that don’t remove blue dye?

If it's blue hair dye which can't be removed, surely the best solution is to go straight for the Immac?

I'm surprised nobody is planning a simultaneous release of wet wipes and tampons down the toilet, followed by used vegetable oil from a country wide lunch of chips and deep fried mars bars.