Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation

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According to someone on Twitter

Aw that is disgusting.

And what on earth is a penis beaker?

@firehousedog a glass with to wash the penis after doing the jiggy jiggy.

I'm genuinely wondering if there's a market for them. That would be an easy "craft" business.

I think the Penis Beaker thread is now in Classics, where it belongs.

it's a sexual aid you probably don't want to know about firehouse

It's a sort of urban myth billy i don't think anyone actually has washed their loo brush in the dishwasher. At least I hope not.

Im avioding the link reluctant my senstive eyes would burn

You'll never see teeth in a glass of water by the bed in the same light again.

It's a sort of urban myth billy i don't think anyone actually has washed their loo brush in the dishwasher. At least I hope not.

Especially not if their party piece is dishwasher poached salmon.

If you poach salmon in your dishwasher won't your dishes come out smelling fishy afterwards in the event that you do occasionally use the dishwasher for its intended purpose?

(What's wrong with pots and pans?)

Yes, I'd have thought that too, kittens. I guess people resort to using the dishwasher if they don't have a fish kettle.

I firstly give thought to the idea of putting the loo brush into the dishwasher, then secondly actively carrying the brush through the house and through the kitchen, possibly dripping along the floor on the way, to put inside something intended to clean your plates and cutlery? You'd have to be an absolute hygiene muppet to do it.

Ok penis beaker gotcha. Why not just use wet wipes?

Can't stand salmon anyway so the thought of salmon scented plates is giving me the boak!

People do everything in the dishwasher, sterilise their mooncups etc.

Can make a lasagne in the dishwasher to apparrently.

Btw I don't have a dishwasher I just have Uses for a Dishwasher Other than Dishes facts. Like there's a brand of high chair seat you can put in the dishwasher.

"People sterilising their mooncups" - I sound like some batshit "uterus bearer" transactivist.

And a salmon scented loo brush would be rank beyond belief .... Not that I've heard anyone admit to this combination of offensive action. MNers have their limits.

Oh for Pete's sake what is wrong with some people? Its called a dishwasher for a reason. Its not called a universal cleaner.

Mist You can keep the gin but you'll have to prise the bath bomb from my cold, dead hands.

And a salmon scented loo brush

Did you have to go there?

I'm sure someone will be along to suggest just using the actual salmon eventually.

Toilet Salmon. He could be a friend for Toilet Duck.

Just turn the frikking thing into a fish tank and shit in the woods.

I agree. So in the toilet now lives the toilet duck, the toilet salmon and the sea monkeys. Any other creatures living down there i have forgotten?

The cultures evolved from the reusable loo brush. Who knows where that will lead evolution-wise?