OK, I'm a man now. Join me?

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If I can't beat 'em...

I'm going to put my 'gender' as male now. Going to 'live a man' but I am not going to change my clothes, not that I wear skirts much anyway. I will still style my hair and wear makeup because I will not be defined.

So I'm going to tell me DH and children tonight. I'm not sure if DH will accept that he is now gay.

Any one want to out their inner man and join me on my journey?

Where's the name generator?

Here, courtesy of DJBaggySmalls
random-name-generator.info/random/?n=10&g=2&st=2

random-name-generator.info

I now identify as a white, upper middle class man, my name is Max Power. I've risen so high through the social ranks I've got altitude sickness.
I'm going to go and sit on the toilet with The Sun in disgust at that bloody useless football team, they're not nearly as manly as me. I may be a while....

When I was a wimmin recently ('cos you can choose now), I booked a hotel room as 'Professor', Bit disappointed they didn't ask me what I was a Professor of, as I was ready with (I was a bloke that day) ..... Professor of Bants. I know, right!

Oh how they would have laughed. I'm actually getting my PA to email the Premier Inn at Gatwick to complain. When she gets out of the lav.

Hello guys

My name is Jeffrey and I am on my man-period. It's great!

I just love being a man... it's so... manly!

If you say I am not a man then you are literally killing me ....

Excellent Turnip

I also now have a PhD and tenure.

What was I thinking of all these years, working and studying? I simply have to be what I should be

Professor of the University of Banterbury, I think you must mean. Or is Bants in Belgium or something?

You can't fight progress Justin

Ereshkigal My grandad was the Archbishop.

Primageniture an' all that.

Love the name generator

I am now

Oswaldo Hitchcock

Hi lads, my name is Geoff. I recently had a baby but have decided to now take up 'training' on my new £2000 bike. I will be out approximately 5 nights and 2 days per week with my new cycling buddies. I love how the Lycra feels on my Middle Aged body - really sucks everything in!

I think the intern at work fancies me because she laughed at one of my jokes (banter!) so I might see if she wants to come cycling too.

When I get back from cycling my wife has cleaned the whole house and out the baby to bed. Being a man is magic

Quintin Thacker here! Pay attention!

Now I am a man I can leave my jizzy tissues wherever I like and pick my nose in the car where no one can see me. The results must be eaten as it is obviously manliness fuel.

I am Roberto Love.

I will rub my love package against woman as squeeze past them and tell them to cheer up!

I'm now a man called Dirk.

I now demand that my fellow man stop talking about prostates, testicles, ejaculation and erections as I find this triggering and excluding.

Talking about my male vagina is completely fine. To be encouraged, even.

I'm so up for this. I can't wait to be listened to and be given credit for my own work and to be paid properly! And to get to go to breakfast socials and evening drinking meetings with other male colleagues. And to leave my mugs and plates in the work kitchen for someone else to clear up.

I'm going to really enjoy talking confidently about things that I know next to nothing about when the experts are in the room, while not letting my female colleagues get a word in. Should have made this switch years ago!

High fives fellow male vagina owner!

I'm assuming all you manly males are watching the football?

I don't know about you but I'm tempted to support Slovakia because they're in blue!!!

I might be coming to the thread late, but I'm a single dad now so I expect you all to bow down with respect for the fact I've made it at all. You can all call me superman, because check this out, I made my child's dinner, and put some washing on. I am a hero.

I also intend molesting a gay male colleague tomorrow. If he declines my romantic gestures (I thought perhaps commenting on his anatomy and telling him I could give him a night to remember would do the trick?) and he physically abuses me by pointing out I'm not biologically male, then I hope you will all join me in threatening him and generally trying to destroy his life?

We need an Old Boys Network so we can give each other cushy jobs and stuff.

I've been a man longer than all of you, as demonstrated by my username. If you don't like it you can suck my moobs.

For the first time ever, when I registered for the bbc recently I put gender as 'prefer not to say' .... my 'gender' is completely and absolutely irrelevant

Same here.

I've done two loads of laundry and fed and put my kids to bed for dp.
It's relaxing and ironic to do menial tasks, I think I'll start a vlog about how cool and right on I am.

Well I'm sitting in chaos. My now gay husband will just have to tidy up when the kids are asleep.