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OK, I'm a man now. Join me?

510 replies

AssignedPerfectAtBirth · 04/09/2017 13:25

If I can't beat 'em...

I'm going to put my 'gender' as male now. Going to 'live a man' but I am not going to change my clothes, not that I wear skirts much anyway. I will still style my hair and wear makeup because I will not be defined.

So I'm going to tell me DH and children tonight. I'm not sure if DH will accept that he is now gay.

Any one want to out their inner man and join me on my journey?

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AdaColeman · 04/09/2017 21:50

ChattyLion ...and be given credit for my own work

No, no you've got that all wrong, you are a MAN now, so you will be given credit for other peoples' work, usually the women on your team.

No football here, it's rugby all the way!!

Macncheesewithbacon · 04/09/2017 21:50

I am Lorenzo Silverman. I am going to give myself a pay rise, thump my chest and belch then eat tomorrow's dinner straight out of the fridge. This is brilliant.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 04/09/2017 21:56

You are all paternalistic fake men with your name generator manly names.
A REAL man like me would be proud to be called Joanne like me.
I refuse to be defined by my name.
Or my biology.
I'm still a man.

Bedsettee · 04/09/2017 21:58

Now I am a man I shall start not giving way to women when I'm driving even though it is their right of way and I'm being an arse.

I shall then mouth off at them as they screech to a stop because they have their children in the car and would rather not crash, even though they are in the right.

Gobbolinothewitchscat · 04/09/2017 22:02

Just nipping out to commit a crime. Hopefully I'll be caught so I can insist on a men's prison

CanIBuffalo · 04/09/2017 22:02

I shall also fly in the face of Facts and Science in a manly way and insist that everyone do the same so don't any of you fuckers oppress me by telling me the world is round. It feels flat to me so it's flat.

HereBeFuckery · 04/09/2017 22:03

Evening MEN. I am Milford Yarbrough. I refer to all things in nautical terms, as boats are basically penises, except that we call them she to fool the wimmin.

GruffaloPants · 04/09/2017 22:04

Just lying here chestfeeding my baby. We are one of the first gay couples to conceive, gestate and birth a baby! Thank goodness for my male uterus and, er, mangina!

FlaviaAlbia · 04/09/2017 22:06

I'm wondering what men's sports I can start to take part in and win with my biological advantages.

I used to be able to lift my bodyweight before having my medical miracle gestated by a man kids, I reckon I could maybe do something there.

GetAHaircutCarl · 04/09/2017 22:06

Just seen that Prince Kate is expecting a third child.

He will be the first make royal to give birth.

Apparently, William is insisting that Kate is not actually a man but he needs to check his cis privilege.

DJBaggySmalls · 04/09/2017 22:09

I'm going to write about how I love my curvy hubby bless him and get internet points.

Birdchangedname · 04/09/2017 22:12

Now I am a man, I will presume this thread of chattering women really needs me to pop over and wow all the ladies with my sage words and manly wisdom.

I won't be needing to read the thread, obviously.

Birdchangedname · 04/09/2017 22:15

I love to engage women in chat, it gives me a thrill to advise them. It is so charming when the women reply, and their chatter gives me a moment to think about what I will say next.

Nibledbyducks · 04/09/2017 22:19

The name generator gave me Gene Hunt...wheres my Audi?

InfiniteSheldon · 04/09/2017 22:22

I am a man, today I crocheted a shawl and made a coffee cake. I do not need to act like a man, look like a man, dress like a man or even be manly I just am a man.

Lolly49 · 04/09/2017 22:23

I have disappeared to the loo with i pad to avoid emptying the dishwasher and will sit here until bed.
Hoping someone else does it.

Lurkedforever1 · 04/09/2017 22:23

flavia We need new sports really. Maybe a few tweaks to racing so most male jockeys are fucked? Change the male boxing weight categories so very few can enter?

FlaviaAlbia · 04/09/2017 22:35

Lurkedforever1 Yes, of course, we'll lower testosterone levels for men's running since the women's have been raised. That's fair isn't it?

GrockleBocs · 04/09/2017 22:40

Oi Joanne mate. Did you not see me owning Marion John Wayne style? A man's man...

Didactylos · 04/09/2017 22:47

I have a head start on this, since I have been a Fellow for several years. Clearly my college see my true identity - Inigo Rodriguez, international mansplainer of mysteries.

Lurkedforever1 · 04/09/2017 22:51

Lets just lower it for all sports flavia. We don't want a cis male winning male gymnastics or swimming as that would be unfair on us real men. We can't allow the constitutional genitalism of sports to limit our masculinity.

ChinkChink · 04/09/2017 22:56

Would reply properly but can't be effin' arsed.

Arfur Bloke

amousehaseatenmypaddlingpool · 04/09/2017 22:56

Hello, I'm Rob and I am no longer a 'clothing technologist'.

I am now a 'Softlines Engineer'.

Much better.

terrylene · 04/09/2017 23:00

mangina! Coolio. [nods appreciation]

Thewolfsjustapuppy · 04/09/2017 23:01

Unfortunately newly gay DH has ruined all my work trousers by ironing them on a cheep and crappy ironing board. Should I buy him a new one? I don't know, what's the manly thing to do?