Do feminists believe that vented tumble driers or condensers are best?

[AskBasil]

Sorry. Inspired by another thread.

Challenging questions for feminists.

Do feminists believe slates or tiles are best for the roof?

Do feminists prefer fitted carpets or floorboards with rugs?

Do feminists believe gammon is best cooked in cherry cola or classic coke?

Do feminists believe potatoes should be mashed or roasted with roast chicken?

Do feminists believe that before they smash the patriarchy, they should focus on male victims of domestic violence or prostate cancer?

I could go on all night but you get the picture.

at buffy. She's finally lost it.

I'd rather have a goat cannon symbol than celery the salad item of patriarchy

Ponders if a feminist diet would work. No diet yoghurt or salad or phallic vegetables but lots of aubergine and wine. Sounds good to me.

Dp and I spent a good five minutes in the garden centre sniggering at leek seeds described as producing leeks with a "long thick shank". I imagine there is a feminist view on this? Hmm? HMM?

You could eat oranges, watermelon, pumpkin and swede and doughnuts

Chips would be out, though- they're pretty phallic.

My present feminist view on that Petula is very loud snorty laughing. The type that makes the dogs run about excitedly.

petula Apparently weeing on leeks makes them grow bigger- but only if it's man wee! (faints).

I meant before they're picked and on the shelf in Sainsbury's, by the way....

Buffy your post was so entertaining that I burnt the sausages I was cooking for dp's supper. I feel this has Meaning

What are you having for supper petula? Onion rings?

Puffins

Fucking misogynist leeks, stubborn. They shall be banished from my veg patch forthwith. Mind you at least they're not expecting women to do all the work so that makes a change

I don't like sausages and Dp can't eat chicken. So when I want chicken he has sausages. We fit together nicely like that

Leeks are all I've got left on the allotment at this time of year, so I have to eat them...but I make sure to give them a lecture on white and green male privilege before I turn them into soup.

I have a male cat. He is a feminist because he will not eat phallic shaped vegetables but he does like broccoli in beef gravy.

Pfft I don't have to eat them

Okay but which dinosaur is coolest, t-rex or spinosaur?

Does archaeopteryx count as a dinosaur?

no chance of winning argument so broadens terms

I don't even know.
Some would argue that birds are a kind of dinosaurs...

They say chickens evolved from t-rex.

You can almost see the resemblance.

This artist who made this reconstruction of a t-rex agrees!

I can't believe HQ have said no to [feministcelery] It's worse than the Sun reneging on Page 3. It's worse than... worse than PATRIARCHY.

Maybe we can just type [feministcelery] when we feel the need, and imagine the icon in our collective, raised consciousness.