Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - the SPOILER thread!

[expatinscotland]

Don't post here if you don't want to know who dies and what happens.

You've been warned.

Mamama, I know this is not the right place but can I quickly pass on a message for you? It is from Naswm aka Losty. She wanted me to let you know that she had a breakdown last weekend and has been admitted to hospital where she will be for some time yet. She didn't want you to be worried at not finding her (here on MN or on msn? not sure which.)

She'll be furious with me if I don't phone her up as soon as.

Harry, Ron and Hermione will get into some nasty scrapes and hilarious japes.

They will all survive for a spin-off series, in which Ron will get to say more than just "bloody hell, Harry", and Hermione will realise that stripey knitwear is not suitable for all social occasions.

Harry will continue his tuition that enables him to look pensive, confused, angry and cold all at the same time - and may even learn a new expression.

After drinking too much pumpkin juice one evening and mooning over the state of his life, Harry shags Hermoine. She gets sprogged up, prompting Ron to turn to crime with Mundungus and rebound with Luna.

Harry can't deal with the fall out. He ditches Hermoine and she joins the Dark Side.

Harry's son grows up one pissed off wizard who gets the drop on his dad.

lol expat!

Glad someone set up the spoiler thread, I shall be here sometime tomorrow afternoon!

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Please can everyone put a "spoiler space" like the one above before they put major news on here. That way, if anyone does a search they will just see the stars - not the actual spoiler.

Ta - and hope you enjoyed it!!

SPOILER!

Sorry, not going to faff with lines and that as this thread is MARKED as a spoiler.

To the boy . . . who lived!

PMSL thanks Expat. Was going to read the end first anyway . Only a few hours to go here.

The NY Times review, ali . . .

Is true.

In its entirety.

LOL, I phoned my sister on her cell in Houston. She's in the queue just now.

Piffle, if you're reading, check your email!

and how do YOU know expat?? Hmm? Hmm?

Spoiler.

I know, Pan, because the book is in my hands.

And I read the end.

Hey, it's marked as a spoiler!

For the LAST time, peeps, this is a SPOILER thread!

So who the feck dies then?????

The NY Times giveaway, Pan.

ALL of it is true.

ok, I'll google it..

It's all here, Pan

www.salon.com/books/review/2007/07/20/harry/

very short synopsis here

It reads like one of those Guardian abridged abridged versions

Thank you muchly!

I found a spoiler thread here in the USA a few days ago - looks like they were right. I'm still going to read it. Still raining Pan? Have you got webbed feet yet? If boys' father was having them tonight I'd have been off at midnight. Sadly it's not to be so it will be in the queue at B&N tomorrow instead.

Still feckin raining with more forcast for tomorrow.....still hot, with only chilled Chardonnay for respite???

Where are you, Pan?

My sister is in a B&N line just now

Oh, and Mrs Weasley wastes Bellatrix .

Glossop. Peak district.....deep joy, in deep water...

Chilled chardonnay - yum. I've got a grenache here -slurp cheers. Blimey hope there isn't a huge queue tomorrow - I've other things to do with my life .