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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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BariatricObama · 18/04/2010 15:04

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JackBauer · 26/04/2010 14:43

Cos I is a twat, innit.

Correctamundo? Seriously? Did you snigger?

SuSylvester · 26/04/2010 14:44

i did.
was read out in a LONG 48 page transcript of an interview with a man, who it seems, designed the world.
as you do.

SuSylvester · 26/04/2010 14:46

Last week it was " get yer cecks off" and a nice " you arent seeing my bollocks"

it was shoulder shuddering.

JackBauer · 26/04/2010 14:51

at you aren't seeing ym buttocks.

I once was a witness to a very violent stabbing and when I was givgin my statement I told the PC the guy had said 'Do you want some then, you slag?'

He pissed himself laughing and had to get someone else in to finish the statement

JackBauer · 26/04/2010 14:55

Aargh, bloody stuent loans. I sent off my deferment form as I am on a career break and not earning any wages, they sent a letter saying they hadn;t had it so I rang, was told not to worry, they are backlogged.
Didn't worry, until this morning when I get a demand through the post, and am told that even if I defer now I still have to pay the first payment of £150! Fuck that! Grrrr

SuSylvester · 26/04/2010 14:57

lol @slag

dinkystinky · 26/04/2010 14:58

JB - re your scales just ignore the buggers. Do you feel slimmer and healthier? If so, they're wrong wrong wrong.

Lolling at Su's scales from the gym having gone missing - do you think someone else fell in love with them for giving them a lighter weight and eloped with them?

JackBauer · 26/04/2010 15:01

Well I did until I stepped on teh doctors Scales Of Doom.

DH just called to ask if it is okay if he works 7-2 tomorrow instead of 1-9 He's never consulted me on his rota before, as long as he is home at some point I dgaf. weird.

dinkystinky · 26/04/2010 15:03

Well the docs scales of doom are also wrong wrong wrong...

JackBauer · 26/04/2010 15:07

Just moved my scales into bathroom to weigh on lino and not carpet (had 'carpet feet on them before) and they say 16 11!

Bastards.

Have started chart with measurements on so I can polot points each week and ignore the weight line being twattish
Have not eaten biscuits or toast or butter or fecking anything in days so I should have lost 6 stone at least.

Do ignore me, am in massive mid period hormonal grump.

dinkystinky · 26/04/2010 16:13

If you're on your period you'll be heavier due to weight retention JB - best not to weight at all during that time I find

ZoneArmatrading · 26/04/2010 16:46

I got DD a replacement buttons Easter Egg.

Biffed it 100%

To death.

It is no more.

dinkystinky · 26/04/2010 16:58

ZoneA - does that make 2 traumatic easter egg related incidents for your poor DD? She's going to go into post traumatic stress disorder now everytime easter rolls around and she sees a hot cross bun you know Never mind, you're doing it for her good in the long run ensuring that in her 30s she wont be on a thread worrying about being a biffer/buffer/bed.

SuSylvester · 26/04/2010 16:58

horned hoofers has restarted

dinkystinky · 26/04/2010 17:00

? su

ZoneArmatrading · 26/04/2010 17:14

She knows of neither Dinky. Ha ha at bed.

Horned hoofers is a spring foot refresh based regime, no?

bobbiewickham · 26/04/2010 17:19

Oh God, I'm doing really badly.

Had a disastrous bifftastic weekend.

Was pissed most of it. No idea why.

Ate loads of crap and it didn't make me happy.

Today have eaten -

Branflakes
A bagel with two poached eggs and marmite
Some nuts

Am planning salmon stir fry with a soupcon of rice for dinner.

Is that okay?

cocolepew · 26/04/2010 17:52

Resisted a home made chocolate cake in class today.

I should get a medal or something.

cocolepew · 26/04/2010 17:53

M&S Butter Puffs v nice and only 50cals.

ZoneArmatrading · 26/04/2010 18:01

Coco yes. A medal for sure.

Bobbie that sounds good. Back on the hos with ee!

bobbiewickham · 26/04/2010 18:11
CheeeseOnToast · 26/04/2010 18:13

Doing badly. Feel like crap. Achey, PMT-y, arsey, fat, bloated. I'm so whingy I'm even annoying myself.

Have hardly had any wine this week - hold on, I've had NO wine - which is good going. But barely any water either, so not all good.

Today I've had:

fruit n fibre
cup of tea
two glasses of squash (anyone know if Robinsons has whatever chemical has caused that other poster to lose weight when she stopped having diet coke?)
lunch was WM spaghetti with grilled chezza toms, chilli and olive oil
four biscuits

On the positive side, all the biscuits have been biffed are gone.

Might just do a big salad tonight for dinner, with a corn on ze cob, and ham. And some wine

Oooh Su I might join your hooftastic hoofs thread. I've been meaning to do my fake tan all day but haven't got off sofa. Feeling a bit lethargic. I like slathering myself with the dove summer moisturiser then wandering around nikkid for hours to avoid all tan lines. Not done it yet though. Need to give myself a bit of a mini-makeover, or just start to make more of an effort in general.

cocolepew · 26/04/2010 18:15

Feeling a bit PMTish myself, but don't have periods so I can never tell. Bit bloated and sluggish.

EricPicklesFatNeck · 26/04/2010 18:24

went for run this morning but the weekend has been a disaster. i need to get the weekends under control. not drinking would be a good start. had dinner with friends on friday
them - would you like some fizz
me - yes
hands me a tumbler full of the stuff, like 1/2 a pint and then it was all down hill from there.

heh ho.

i wll join horned hoofs in a fornight when we finally get spring

CheeeseOnToast · 26/04/2010 18:29

I've just burst into tears at a John Lewis advert

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