NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[BariatricObama]

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i want to siddle up and whisper 'savour you grease while your metabolism can cope and then show them some cellulite' like the ghost of lardarse future

undertone, why do you talk in hundreads of pounds terms? I don't know what 200 lb is

Long hours - big pitch at work, plus all our clients suddenly woke up and had budgets, so it's about a million times more busy than this time six weeks ago.

Gimmie your stats and I'll try to do charts at work tomorrow.

oh pointy do the math! divide by 14.

undertone was joking a bout charts take a well deserved rest. i am now imagining you like that hugh and laurie sketch 'DAM!!'

undertone ignore the woman in the street bit at start

divide 205 by 14? At this time in the evening? I suppose it'd take my mind off supper

Pointy - its the way undertone's pie charts work. Welcome back undertone - we've missed you and your stato ways. Well done on staying zoned while away from us.

Undertone -two of our zoners are preggers (LG&T and Reshape), Cyb has found a dress for her party, Click (formerly Su) and Cheese and Reshape have all been dealing with stranded family due to the ash, MamaG has severe dental issues and didnt get a bob and Coco - yes Coco - has found the zone, Bobbie and Geordie are rapidly losing weigh, Aitch has had fab results on her diet and JackBauer and Chibi are following the yellowbrick road to the zone. Cant remember any more...

Sorry - it's how my digital scales show it. 200 lbs is... er (maths!) 14 stone 4 lbs.

So at the moment I am 14 stone 9 lbs, where earlier I was 15 stone 6 lbs.

14lbs in a stone.

x posts - thanks for the update dinky!

I have no idea why you're all so surprised by my zoneness [scratches head]

dinky you are v. good at following this thread!

Eric - my office is totally like that. But the men stride around shouting 'FUCK' instead of 'DAMN'! The drinking is less blatant, mind.

gawd, do you shout too?

Coco - there was a time when you were preaching the way of the wotsit to new joiners, remember? Or have you been brainwashed by Click and the zone cult so that you have not only renounced your former sugar filled life but also deleted any memory of it from your brain

Eric - not really. Just have had a v dull few days of drafting docs so need to pop onto the thread for light relief.

I try to project an air of quiet menace, rather than shouting!

I like to think I look menacing. Maybe I just look like I've got a squint.

maybe you ustl ook like you need a poo

lol @ needing a poo

There's a Cyb4 on another thread, is it our cyb or someone with nice hair?

well done tone on poundage loss

offski to bed for me.

does our cyb have shit hair?

my hair is shit at mo

Ah MamaG the sedatives have probably made you miss Cyb's admission that she tried to cut the back of her hair rather disastrously - scroll up abit..

lolat cyb's hair

bet she looks like a lego head

ok - something seriously wierd going on with my MN tonight - entire thread is looking like its been crossed out!

And now its back to normal. Am going to follow Undertone's example and take myself off to bed before it goes all odd on me again..