NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[BariatricObama]

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pointy I am off to france too and am trying to work out how much swimming I will have to do every day to offset the baguettes

maybe we should do bread training before we go, build up our resistance or something?

ALLof themn could do with an eating disorder tbh

at least in germany the pickles would take my mind off the bread.

Is there a Bread Resistance group then?

oh click the lurkers will be all of a flutter at that statement!

at click and bread based teaching methods.

Cyb, I think there are a fair few MNer's on here who blame me for their distasterous haircuts. This is why I don't bump the threads If you care enough about your hair to be upset when it looks like billy ray cyrus then

(seriously, it'll be fine, I'm sure)

nodders I too fancy myself as a hairdresser and love to cut anyboy's hair who will let me.

Unfortunately cutting the back of my own hair, with dd holding up a hand mirror so I could see what I was doing was not sensible.

ANYBODY not anyboy

cyb why are you spending gazillions on fancy dresses and chips and sausages if you are going to turn up to your 40th looking like a liza minelli inpersonator

Lol at click and her bread based teaching techniques. Snort at men discussing my fanciability - v much doubt that!

Cyb - get yourself to a hairdresser at some point between now and your partaay so you are looking fabulous dahling by then! Either that or let Coco and Noddy and their shears lose on your barnet...

Pointy, ducky - I'm off to france too over the summer. Fortunately my DH and DSs can between them demolish a baguette in a matter of minutes so am planning on leaving them alone with the bread for a few minutes and just snacking on the crumbs and enjoying the wine and small amount of the cheese instead

Eric, good point. I will be to go back to my hairdresser and say look what I have done... he accused me of being a 'self maintainer' when I first visted him

lol @ 'self maintainer'

did you SEE that i posted at 2.30am in great pain

dedication I tells ya

have a load of sedative stuffed into tooth and some anti biotics

mamg why your teeth so crap?

mamag, how miserable, get better soon

Ouch, MamaG.

bwaahahaa at Click and her porky (I presume) students. You should keep pushing the Zone at them, you might create a cult.

Actually, would that be good?

not all of them
most delicious
but a few
god they pork a lot.
they were really stunned by the no bread thing - mouths falpping open in wind

i did mamag - told you to get to a dentist. Hopefully the sedative has stopped the pain for now, poor you.

I didn't think teens viewed bread as indispensible. Shows I don't know where the kidz is at.

Reshape - Greggs appears to be the local teen mecca. Am sure its the cause of the local lardy teen epidemic...

Thanks for the sympathy all

good for zone

Why are they crap? I wish I knew, think they're just weak. I look after them, they are fine at the front, they are nice and white but the molars are FUCKED

i grind my teeth at night in my sleep so badly taht dentist is insisting i wear a gumshield for bed which can't help can it?

I'll be teh first on this thread with dentures

they all trot down from the high school to swarm around greggs stuffing horrid bread and grease based products down their gullets.

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack.

Poor MamaG - bummer.

Reason for absence: several solid weeks of 11 hour days which meant no sneaky daytime MN checking, and too much knackerage to go on when home.

I'm 205 pounds now (from 216.2 in early March). Too busy to eat! Woo! Too busy to exercise. Boo.

Whatcha all been up to? WAY too many messages to catch up.

i am going to pilates tomorrow with all the other good for nothing sahms

well done undertone - why the long hours? when can we have our charts?

It appears that teens around the UK are all the same Eric...