NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[BariatricObama]

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there'd better not be a cyb4

thats TOO similar to me. Dont these people bother to check these things?

I Know cyb

some folk have even got Mama in their names ffs

catching up with this thread has kept me from bifferage - having lots of early nights to stop me from evening eating.

Pondering weighing self in pounds so as not to face the reality of my excessive weight

UPDATE
when dh came to front doorearlier
he said " you look nice what have you dont toy our make up"

he nEVER EVER EVER SAYS THIS KIND OF THING
mebbe once a year

Ooh, as long as he wasn't
a) Drunk or
b) after nuptials then the mysterious triangle works, nice!

Have decided am going to cut my hair tomorrow. Needs a trim, run first, then scissor city.

Am very proud, got some fondant icing out of cupboard for sweet snack, put in mouth, SPAT IT OUT and had an orange. Am v bloated though, think am coming on week early, grrr.

Hello undertone, nice to meet you btw.

Lot of Jack's on the board too, including my mama, which is weird.

FAB NEWS, reshape. i am reminded that i always get pg when at slinkiest.

and welcome back undertone.

come on you triagulars

Gotta love Barry. Think he might have had some work done.

ooh that is a good shake to wake
i SHOUTED today at kids.
i never shout
am SICK of tellling them NO FOOD ON THE SOFA particularly not biscuits for breakfast

am ashamed.

off to h'administer today. think of me,,

ooh you wait till you pull those sofa cushions off and your cleaner you get the hoover nozzle in there....

ah we are mates now.
RIght am chanelling su today
have on oLD suit that i havent worn since last year.
thought - god this jacket wouldnt have fitted me at ALL a few months ago as isperfect fit now.
and PHEW its a 12.

well done on attracting the interest of your dh!

no running for me today as i overdid it the past 2 days and now have old lady legs walking up the stairs.

Eric - thought you were going to pilates yesterday no? How'd it go? Had my pilates class this morning and was only one there so trainer was extra mean to me - am expecting abs of steel after that session.

Cyb4 I feel your pain. There is a dinkytinky running around out on those boards calling everyone hun and xxing up the place.

Su - hurrah for the suit fitting and for DH noticing make-up. In the grand scheme of things biscuits on the sofa arent so awful - get your DSs to hoover the crumbs themselves (they're old enough to operate hoover right?) as penance. The ultimate evil is a toddler with a raisin box - keep finding bloody raisins in the most unlikely places and underfoot when bare foot. NOT a good experience.

Jack - hurrah on being zonelike with an orange.

Right, must do work.

hi dinky - no it is today, i will report back. i did some roll downs last night to prepare!

the name thing is a weird one. i used to various goat names but then other goats appeared and were sullying my reputation so i had to abandon that name.

at goats sullying your reputation Eric

Right, enormous bowl of alpen today, was that stage where there isn't enough left in teh bag for another bowl and you just keep pouring
However, it's only alpen, and ran 3k back from dropping DD2 off just now. Watching glee and then going for shower before going to collect girls. Is it wrong that I am just fixated on where they get all the matching outfits from?

Morning Su, sorry for shoutyness getting you down, don't sweat the small stuff though,

dinky, I've seen the 'other' dinky, I thuoght it was you on the lash
Maybe we should have a name thread where you can explain who you are/aren't
My name is JackBauer, I am EssenceOfJack, I am not Jacksmama.

I knew people were out there getting me confused with la fluffy Am letting it wash over me though as life is just too short.

My name is dinkystinky - note the s!

I thought you were dinky's tinky. Was wondering who dinky was, and wtf a tinky is

Nah Jack - you know those combination titles in books like "Wicked lovely" and "Wondrous Strange" - well my boys (boy then) inspired my nickname by being dinky and stinky at the time I was registering for MN...

Right, am off out for a Thai tonight.

What do I need to avoid?

Am wearing black skinnies, white firetrap tshirt with graphic flowery pattern thing round the neck, a black boyfriend jacket and some viv westwood heels.

Does that sound all right?

Haven't been out for aaaages.

I would avoid rice probably, or at least too much of it. i dont normally do thai, do they ahve bready things?

bloody planes are back flying over our house and ruining our skies

your outfit sounds fab btw

OUtfit sounds lovely Bobbie - be careful with Thai as most of the curries have coconut cream in them and if going for rice, go for plain rice and split it. To be honest, I'd go for something like satay (yes, peanuts are involved but tis yummy and worth it!) for starter and then try to go for a dry curry dish for main with abit of rice - but if you want to (given how brilliantly you've been zoning) you could ignore the diet and have whatever the hell you like..

bob
you are so snazzy

Sounds nice. I am going out in similar outfit, but swap the Viv shoes for Primark (in the sale ) shoes and the Firetrap for New Look.

Funnily enough everytime I wear said heels, I always get "where did you get those from"

Anyhow, more worryingly, my friend only cooks pizza and garlic bread, served up with dips and crisps. Heeeeelllllp

i fancy bobbie!

pilates was good dinky! the usual pilates assemble of older-late middle aged women with hair-dos, raggle taggle men who probably do yoga as well, obligatory skinny woman who is v. good and me!