NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[BariatricObama]

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I thank you. I am attributing the weightloss to eating less and better and the fear factor of having to post on here what I ate. The toned butt is all Jillian.

Blokes were fat, luminously pale and hairy. In God' name I ask you why shorts? On a freezing day? Don't they have womenfolk at home saying "you'll look like a twat if you go out, you know".

porridge - given your description of the blokes, I rather suspect they dont have womenfolk at home to give them sartorial advice!

LOL porridge.

Dinky - there is someone for everyone and they need to find someone. I was almost traumatised!!! Put me off viewing DH in a favourable light IYKWIM.THEY HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR.

Wow two zone babies!

Don't these things come in threes usually?

Maybe you should give them some sartorial advice Porridge - will help them find someone quicker and save you more trauma in the long run....

Hey loosers!

Another 1lb off here - making 10lb in 2 weeks. Despite sharing mcnuggets and chips with ds and 2 glasses of wine for end of term night out.

Hows this for torture.... I am currently making Nigella buttermilk cake, knowing that I wont be eating any of it... grrrrr

Tis ds's 3rd birthday next weekend so we are having a trial run. Will send cake into work with dh tomrrow - an office full of blokes who's wives never feed them - they are like fucking gannets.

Fantastic news porridge!!!

Hope things are starting to look up for you JB.

Am crossing fingers that flights are sgtarting to get back to normal now - as we fly a week on sunday, also hoping I can get 5lb off between now and then... although I cant see that happening unless I have an amputation

That's graet work Geordie - you'll be looking all slinky for your holiday. We did Nigellas chocolate cake for DS1's 3rd birthday last year - he had 2 parties so had to make it twice - was lovely but calorific. This year we're wussing out and getting him a M&S race car cake for his party on Sunday....

tbh he doesnt even bloody like cake, and we arent having a proper party as we will be in Tenerife... bad mummy.

My parents, sis and grandad are all coming up from Newcastle, so we'll be going for lunch, then home for tea and cake.

He wants a Waybuloo cake, so am making the cake and icing it, then lovely MN'er is making the characters not that I will be telling my mum that

Have heard good things about nigella choc cake but I wouldnt be able to royal ice it would I?

congrats to reshape
welcome back to yoga
well done to coco

am zonetastic today
DINNER LADY SAID SHE COULD REALLY SEE IT NOW

YAYAYAYAYA
i luff her and her processed chicken.

I am losing my religion... really struggling now. NOT losing anything much, missing junk nice food and NO fecker has commented. They are all bastards.

nice baby news - i must not get below 10st7 (fat chance) cos last 2 times I did immediately got pg. I will not be the 3rd bump on the thread.

Hello ladies. Can I just ask, do you have lots of threads with exactly the same thread title? I swear that I have hidden this thread 10 times already, but it keeps re-appearing, and I wonder if it's someone trying to tell me something?

no there is only one active one atm

cantsleep = someone said there was an issue with threads you hide not staying hidden i think

GRR everytime I go to type it goes in the 'nickname'box WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN

Click I am interested to know how you will be keeping your slim physique long term.

What chnages will you make

prob put it all back on and start again in sept?

That's the spirit!

Well done, Reshape!

Appetite still not fully back after bug, so zoning easy at mo. Branflakes and fruit salad today, and nowt else.

DS2's birthday on Friday, so am anticipating biffage. He's making cornflakes crispie cakes at the moment...help...

lol at biffage

I have just lectured some ladies on another diet thread. Am anticipating backlash

i saw that cyb! i always have a big waist those guidelines piss me off.

I am popping in to say congrats to reshape who will surely be reshaping soon. And of course the Gin Woman.

As you were fatties.

I've tried and tried to find the zone. I can't believe Coco has made it, god damn you woman.

Still I've only had one coke in three weeks, that's not bad is it?

i cant find wher coco refers to being in zone

lol at naming baby sylvester

i can see her 6lbs
fakring nora
is she tiny teeny too