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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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BariatricObama · 18/04/2010 15:04

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BariatricObama · 20/04/2010 19:38

worst of it is, i was all abstemious in fabulous cake shop with my aunt adn then come home and eat shite. i should have had quality lard

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pointydog · 20/04/2010 19:41

do you like pickled beetroot at all? Makes a tasty snack

dinkystinky · 20/04/2010 19:44

Now envisioning BO singing "New York New York".... have no fear BO, once your pmt and period is over you'll be back in the zone. Just hang on in there.

Cyb - lentils are surprisingly calorific but v good for you proteinwise. The protein dr would be proud - though shun you for having that veggie gubbins in your soup

Saw lots of neckrolls at lego land - also people who appeared to be wearing one of those liferings around their middle under their top. It was when I realised I was starting to resemble a weeble that I decided that action was called for...

dinkystinky · 20/04/2010 19:45

Pointy - how are your ears today? Well done on zoning it. Agree pickled stuff v good - am addicted to gherkins...

BariatricObama · 20/04/2010 19:46

this is me

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dinkystinky · 20/04/2010 19:47
Grin
pointydog · 20/04/2010 19:57

My ears are a cauchemar. Long tedious story. Not much wax but a bit is right against my ear drum and I can hear nothing in that ear. Cannot be syringed. Hellish at work today. Will demand some action by Friday if no better.

jenduff · 20/04/2010 20:10

BO - dancing sailor fine but please don't talk about cakes it is all I can do not to join you in a rampage and I haven't got PMT to blame for it either. Hmm maybe ovulation causes a hormonal surge that makes me want to eat as well?

MamaG · 20/04/2010 20:13

Yo fatties

Am zone ISH today
had a chunk of garlic bread with tea

an dahve Ben & Jerrys frozen yog Cherry Garcia in freezer (omg)

no haircut though

cyb · 20/04/2010 20:29

Yo be atches

susoup for lunch (Asda are making it now, did you know?) Bean enchilladas and salado for tea

nil for pud

still being good

trousers I couldnt do up 5 weeks ago are now too big on thigh

ZoneArmatrading · 20/04/2010 20:37

BO excellent. I hadn't seen that Fast Show sketch (nearly said 'skit' am turning into mother). It's the "picking fights with someone I dont know" that's most relevant for pmt. Do you notice none of them mention eating of any kind. Are they all in the zone?

The turning something down and then rampaging through something less nice on return sounds v familiar.

'nil for pud, still being good' Go get 'em Cyb.

AitchTwoZone · 20/04/2010 20:39

what did i have for lunch? oh, ratatouille with some grated cheese, it's my quick standby from the freezer. and for dinner, a big salad and roast chicken. dh did salty, garlicky, lemony, rosemary-y, fried potatoes in the italian style so i had to try a couple, but it's nothing in the scheme of things i think.

dinkystinky · 20/04/2010 20:50

Have been so good today...

circuits class (ouch) first thing this morning
skinny latte, muller light yoghurt
fruit salad (small)
chicken pieces and rainbrow sprouting EAT side salad
dried fruit
butternut squash soup and yoghurt

16.5WW points (normally blast through 22)

call me thezoneranger.... or actually the zoneypony is probably more accurate

JackBauer · 20/04/2010 21:16

Bloody Dh wil never know how close he came to being brained. Was supposed to be in work 1-9 so we had big lunch and he was going to have cereal or toast or something when he got in.
He rocks up at half 7. Hungry.
Can I go to the Chippy for him??????
No, I fucking can't. Went to tesco to get him some nice pasta (all food left is planned for, payday friday...) my credit card is refused because I got a new pin this morning (that I didn;t ask for) and forgot to open it and check the number so I paid on my card, am now overdrawn and can do fuck all about it.
So I fucked it, got cashback and a milky bar.

Am a Twat.

EricPicklesFatNeck · 20/04/2010 21:19

bo here À.jpg" REL="nofollow" >i am sporting this name as hairshirt until i get back in teh zone

dinkystinky · 20/04/2010 21:19

No Jack - you're really frustrated and fed up which is bloody well understandable. Why couldnt DH take himself off to the chippy? A milkybar is a pretty minor transgression in the grand scheme of things, so is fine as a one off.

dinkystinky · 20/04/2010 21:20

Like your new name BO!

EricPicklesFatNeck · 20/04/2010 21:20

thanks - what is up with teh links though?

www.politics.co.uk/photo/pickles-branded-dictator-after-deselection-failure-$70446 72$300.jpg

AitchTwoZone · 20/04/2010 21:21

oh dear. new day tomorrow.

well done to the stoners, btw.

i said to dh that he wasn't being suitably complimentary of my dieting success and he said 'i have, i told you yesterday that it just seemed totally effortless for you...'

honestly. he really thinks that's a compliment. to a woman who's not eaten bread for a month.

JackBauer · 20/04/2010 21:25

À.jpg" REL="nofollow" >how's this BO, nice name btw

Aitch, brain him with a baguette, no jury in teh world would convict you.

EricPicklesFatNeck · 20/04/2010 21:27

see see! the links are fecked.

yes aitch shove a bagette where the sun don't shine.

BudaisintheZONE · 20/04/2010 22:57

Hi all. Well done to those still in zone.

EricPickles - just eat. But try eat something relatively sensible and then a small treat and drink lots of water and hopefully damage will not be too bad.

Breakfast today was slice spelt/linseed toast and a banana and some blueberries and low fat rhubarb yoghurt
Lunch was slice of turkey, salad of lettuce and herbs, cherry toms, green olives and half an avocado, slice of rye bread and a little hummus
Dinner was spag bol without the spag!
Then Dad had a scone, DS had choc fudge cake, Mam had something else. I had water.
Later DS and Mum had mini Magnums - I had an apple
Then I was hungry around 9 and was getting tummy ache from hunger so had rye bread and cheese.
(I am not WWing or calorie counting - just cutting out white crappy carbs)

And can we please not use baguettes as weapons as it make me crave bread.

MamaG · 21/04/2010 02:29

I'm in farkign agony

toothache again

FFS

ClickNegg · 21/04/2010 07:29

grr re chippy

zone tastic
10 6 on bad scales

balck work cords i could barely do up in Jan aare perfect on waist and v loose on thighs.
am enaring end of diet i think

ClickNegg · 21/04/2010 07:29

why teeth again
larks you and cyb need a tooth thread

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