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A space to talk openly about weight loss journeys and challenges. Mumsnet hasn't checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. You may wish to speak to a medical professional before starting any diet.

NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

919 replies

cyb · 13/04/2010 08:46

'ello 'ello

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MrsShu · 13/04/2010 08:47

right bad scales 108
good manual scales 10 3

cyb · 13/04/2010 08:48

big old fat thread

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cyb · 13/04/2010 08:50

oh get with the profgramme Penny. I can't see any difference tbh

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gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 13/04/2010 08:50

Oh well done cyb. Was beginning to think I was back on dialup (remember that?) cos old thread took so long to load.
Still pissed off at nil progress. Hell's bells.

MrsShu · 13/04/2010 08:50

penny needs to earn now she is sacked from GMTV

cyb · 13/04/2010 08:57

yes i will look forward to the Penny Smith Lose a stone in 6 weeks on the soup plan diet book and DVD

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HumphreyCobbler · 13/04/2010 08:59

hello everyone

have had an terribly off the zone few days, although I am still in denial about the fact that I seem to weigh FOUR POUNDS more than I did on Friday.

I knew that if I confessed on here it would boot me back into the zone sharpish.

cyb · 13/04/2010 09:00

come on Humpers GET WITH IT

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MrsShu · 13/04/2010 09:01

fat pig

cyb · 13/04/2010 09:04

oh i've just sussed who you are now Mrsshu, now you've said that

its the tact and charm that did it

doh

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HumphreyCobbler · 13/04/2010 09:04

ok

I heard the words DON'T BE A FARKING PIG in my head as I ate the bread and pate. Perhaps I should write them out and stick them on the fridge

HumphreyCobbler · 13/04/2010 09:04

I don't know, but then I never do

cyb · 13/04/2010 09:05

if she had a gym whistle round her neck you would know

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cyb · 13/04/2010 09:07

I think we have had an invasion of Sloanes there are two threads ,one about an orangery and one about linen napkins

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gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 13/04/2010 09:10

Orangery. Arf. I have a conservatory, my mil has one too but she calls it a sun lounge
It's like the old sketch with Cleese and the 2 Ronnies - I have an orangery. I look down on you. I have a conservatory. I look up to you and down on you. I have a sun lounge...

bobbiewickham · 13/04/2010 09:11

Hi everyone.

Still zoning away quietly.

Still on my plateau.

Can't get below 11st 9 and 1/2.

HumphreyCobbler · 13/04/2010 09:11

I have a privy that I keep my gardening stuff in.

Where does that put me in the social scale?

MrsShu · 13/04/2010 09:13

am off out visiting today. have specified low fat.
am thinking Bath on thu

MrsShu · 13/04/2010 09:14

lol at us all stuck flailing madly

maybe if we eat madly for a day ,,, KID out body we arent on a diet any more then restart, it will be like rebooting your pc

bobbiewickham · 13/04/2010 09:16

Do you think that will work?

Nah.

Am going to make huge vat of veg soup.

Honestly. Pissed off now. Should be thin.

HumphreyCobbler · 13/04/2010 09:17

I tried that. With disasterous result.

BudaisintheZONE · 13/04/2010 09:23

Marking my place for later.

isthatporridgeinyourzone · 13/04/2010 09:25

Marking place. Sharing the pain. Have put on a pound. As per Cyb - scales are the divvils work. Off to do some high impact gardening in the hope of shifting something.

cyb · 13/04/2010 09:31

gherkin my grandparents had asun lounge! with that awful yelow cellophane stuff at the windows like gentlemens outfitters to stop the tank tops fading.

my SIL and kids are visiting today...she has 4 stone to lose and has see sawed with SW on an off since I have known her. I will be showing TOUGH LOVE

she said her kids made her fat. I said SHIT its food that makes you fat, not your bad back or big boobs or kids

GRR

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MrsShu · 13/04/2010 09:34

some r and b ot get you going