Holy shit Chard!
That is absolutely awful, I am so terribly sorry for you - what a horrible shock, and how sad that it spoiled your amazing holiday. Obviously it wouldn't have been any better if it had happened once you were back, but it must seem like insult to injury.
BOOP 11.1 is amazing! You've caught up Hairspray, weren't you saying a few weeks ago that she'd outstripped you?
Jet lag is actually working in my favour today. Yesterday we fell asleep as soon as we got home, at about 8am NY time (1pm UK time); I guess I slept through what my body would think was breakfast and lunchtime, and then when I woke up I wasn't hungry. Didn't get hungry until about midnight (7pm NY time) so basically barely ate anything since getting on the plane, and am having a fast day today, so should be able to manage two consecutive fast days. Score!
Although on the last day I did have moules frites, wine and chocolate mousse for lunch, then more wine to toast the end of the visit with my friend, then McDonalds in the airport, then half a tray of pasta on the plane (which I literally only ate because it was in front of me
) and more wine throughout the night, so I probably ate enough to sustain me til May 
I'm contemplating braving a weigh-in tomorrow morning, so I know where I'm at for May. Eeek.