Big Chief Thigh Chaffe

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New thread for the hench chiefs from chat.

The origin of Chief:

merlottits Mon 07-Jan-13 12:58:03
I'm also fat. So blimin' fat. I used to be slim. I used to run 10k. Then I had my 3rd baby and it all went tits up and now I'm a blimp.
Sadly I do not carry weight well. I look butch and hard. Strange men used to call me sexy, they now call me.....'Chief'.

In the words of ds Carried errr? He isn't even a Kevin styley teen but a belligerent 2! And scrummy!

I like late exercise, lizzy, I can never do anything in the morning though. If I go to the gym before 12 I end up giving up.

I can have a double espresso and go straight to bed, though. Just drop straight off, luckily.

I am never going to have time to eat again if this thread keeps filling up so fast.

Ahh!

Can I join please? Started MFP at last week. Would like to lose 3 stones this year. Gradual build up of reserves since I met DH. Sure my hair has got heavier however....

I did a bit of research into natural appetite suppressants and one of the things that came up a few times were linseeds (flax). I have to say on the days ive had a spoonful of them, I have definitely had less of an urge to eat. But perhaps I'm just imagining it?

Lol pooh! I read that back and knew it was jumble!

I mean I wanna keep the spuds in for the dc but will that mean I get the white carbs as well - even if I don't eat them?

If that doesn't make sense then just ignore. Clearly I need to go to bed!

Adds Linseed to shopping list, thanks Poppadum.

Getorf, am exact opposite. Am at best (exercise wise anyway) first thing. I drink coffee in bed and sleep fine, but if I exercise after 8pm am awake all night.

Last Saturday had done Tescos shop, been to the gym and was home by 9am. I think I have sleep stored from my student days when I slept till 1pm everyday.

Can I join the fellow chiefs? In Scotland so I get called pal, a lot. Sob.

There is no fucking way I am measuring my thighs.

I am off the booze, chocs and crisps this month. This is not a happy home.

Lol at pal

I am under my cals for the day - 900. That was brie, toast, sauteed potatoes and a club sandwich. But that was all scoffed within an hour at the end of the day - not exactly healthy.

DH has just had a fake beer and says he feels drunk. Perhaps we need some fake chocolate.
And fake crisps.
And fake sticky toffee puddings ...

Getorf it might not be very healthy but it sounds very nice.

CAA not got a clue, am not tht knowledgeable, that's why I was saying errr? not cos I didnt understand you x

I think the mfp calories given for exercise are OTT

Maureen I refuse to believe you

I think some are. But today's seem pretty accurate - 15 mins swimming, 160 cals or something, 20 mins weight training, 67 cals.

I don't care really - I never eat the extra it gives iyswim. Just eat the allowance up to 1200 and the cals burned off is a bonus.

So do I. I WANT to be able to eat a cream egg if I put the hoover round.

found you all...

I got lost.

On target today but i really struggle on weekends. What am I going to do when he brings home the chinese takeaway tomorrow??

I think the fatter you are the more calories you burn during exercise

I had a HRM once I lost it and the calories are pretty much the same as what I was burning if I remember rightly!

Wow
Wow
Wow
I'm in a QUICHE

faints

Maureen, I think I agree, they are not v accurate. Or keeping up with the times. No Zumba, no shred, no Kettlecise, no spinning.

I am getting hot under the collar watching Question Time, must be worth an extra 100 cals for righteous indignation at least??

Mmmmm. Quiche. Drool.

I have had a terrible false start to this whole enterprise. I'm so greedy that I couldn't bear to throw out all the Christmas lovelies so have eaten all manner of calorie laden crapola since the weekend and have done no exercise.

feel a bit ashamed reading all about everyones shredding/swimming/gym etc

but not too ashamed to just eat a bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes

Don't be hard on yourself, Snide. Start in earnest tomorrow.

am in a rut of self loathing that sends me scuttling to the biscuit tin every night-if I just ate the meals I make I'd be fine but I eat about another 500 cals a day in biscuits/crisps/random pieces of cheese