Big Chief Thigh Chaffe

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New thread for the hench chiefs from chat.

I have had a VERY BAD DAY.

But its a new moon tomorrow, which according to woo is a very good time to make fresh and purged start, rising like phoenix from lard lake.

MFP is woefully inaccurate. Cant bear to fill it in. [wishes for crips emoticon]

Fuck! I get distracted by work for a few hours and everyone buggers off. I was going cray-cray looking for you all. Anyway. I still have a manky cold AND had a flu shot so feel like ass. On the bright side, am really not hungry. Bought a baby carrier today so going to do a couple of nice long walks with dd at the weekend. Assuming she can resist the temptation to claw at my eyes/ face.
DH working nights over the wkend too, sono temptation to get a takeaway/ tub of ice cream etc... hoping for a slightly better loss next week...

Ive had no biscuits or anything this week and have only lost 3/4 of a lb. have got to do the shred more than once a week, i know itll make a difference to.how my body looks!

I need to stop weighing myself as I now find myself rather disappointed that I weigh the same as yesterday.
I too am a saddo recipe reader. I have 200+ cookery books and have read them all. That still doesn't mean I can think of something low cal yet completely delicious to feed my PILs at the weekend. Especially since they aren't fans of vegetables.

Exactly the same weight on the scales. Pah. PAH.

I also had a vivid dream about swiss meringue last night. I don't even know what swiss meringue is. I presume it is because I watched Great British Bake oFf last week. But why then didn't I dream about Paul Hollywood's willy then? Damn you subconscious brain.

A whole week and 1dayof abstinence and I have lost the grand total of 3oz. There has to be a giant poo waiting to come out, really there must be

4lb down :o It's just water, innit? But still!

Off to lust at Eddie Redmayne ce soir in Les Mis tonight. Must wear waterproof mascara.

4lbs is great pinot. Doesn't matter if its water, it's a real kick start.

I might go to see Les mis. But - I am not a fan of musicals. I remember when I went to see Mamma Mia and I laughed when they started singing as it all looked a bit daft.

YOULOT CHEATING WTF ARE YOU DOING
get off the thread if you cheat

why are you eating crap?

Right. I feel I have a head start in that I don't even like biscuits or cakes but the festive weight gain was a wake up! If I put on more weight people will start looking at my middle with suspicion again!
As for me
My thighs are 22 in but thats when they are relatively slim and toned! The flab seems to have snuck onto the waist instead.

Morning all!

Just weighing in before work! I've lost 3 pounds this week. It's probably mostly water weight but its got me started

I have another 2 pounds to go before I can start logging losses on MFP!

Morning Chiefs! Too busy to shred for two days now - must get cracking on with it again as when I did it before I really noticed a difference. However, have hospital scan later so can only have hot water and lemon for breakfast so feeling quite virtuous....must NOT reward self with chocolate later!

Don't reward yourself with chocolate. Think of it as a load of old bollocks which is just going to scupper your diet. A mars bar is something daft like 400 cals. That's an hour workout to burn off. It's not WURF it.

(Says me, cheese-on-toast-face)

Well done Pinot that's a fantastic loss

and well done Lauren! Between you both that's half a stone! (Is it? Get a bit confused how many lbs a stone is!)

Argh I think I've just pressed the hide button on this thread how do I unhide a thread?

My weight has gone fucking up!!! Am pre-menstrual, so holding on to water and all grrrrrrrrr and aaarrrghhh today. God help DH

Well done Pinot and Lauren.
Pinot - when are you going to re weigh your boobs? I'm sure your DH will be keen.

heh

losing weight is hard. being overweight is hard. choose your hard.

^^ shineys quote

I am only going to weigh in on a wednesday at Boots. This is making me feel anxious already.

Today is Friday, we usually have steaks, chips stilton stuffed mushrooms and ceaser salad. That must be a billion calories.... What if I make sweet pot chips, no cheese just grilled mushrooms and a salad with a lemon dressing, and a smaller steak. Is that OK? AM I fooling myself.

I am a 36C, I used to be a 34B...getorf I rather preferred my smaller ones, but am not enjoying my back fat and double tit.

Morning Chiefs! New day new start and all that...

Have the steak and salad, no dressing. That's quite a healthy combination and the protein in the steak should keep you quite full.

And fuck off, whoever started the thigh measuring. I've had to go and do mine --> easily led.
This week has been traumatic enough, without knowing my thighs are the size of tree trunks.

There's nowt wrong with tree trunk thighs when that are strong and lean but it sucks when they chafe. Sumo squats and lunges are your friends here.
Also don't be afraid of the big weights. It annoys me nO end when women moan about getting too muscular. You are not going to get muscles like Chyna unless you work out and diet like Chyna.
Also to you pears out there it is easier to bulk up your upper body rather than shrink your bottom with training.

Thanks Geek. I'm sure all those shred squats, etc will help.
I'm aiming for no thigh chafe by April when we go on holiday.