morning everyone [waves].
I'm sorry, I don't have too much to say because I'm typing through the fury, my fucking dick of a boyfriend is currently having a lie-in - where the fuck is mine eh? Also, has been "in charge" of food for the last three nights, I can't even remember what we had the first night but I know I wasn't overly impressed. The second night it was burger king and yesterday, he actually went out and bought a deep-fat fryer and served up something I wasn't sure was meat or veg so repulsive was it!
Needless to say I'd rather make soup from the drain of the jacuzzi.
The deal has always been "I'll give up eating shit food when you stop smoking" - obviously now that I'm a big fat preggo I am not smoking - so why are you still eating PIES YOU FUCKNUT? 

Oh dear, I need to stroke a cat don't I? 
cheese&biscuits I'm afraid I'm not really one for following a recipe to the exact letter, I'm a chuck it all in a pan and let it do what it gotta do - but this is the gist of it:
2 large onions finely chopped
2 tins chopped tomatoes
split lentils (red or yellow work best) - as many as seems right - 2 cups full? (I just aim to fill the pan)
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon garam masala
2 teaspoons ground cumin
1 teaspoon ground coriander seeds
1 teaspoon ground tumeric
1 inch grated ginger
2 chopped red chillies
Touch of black pepper
5 cloves crushed garlic
Let it simmer for 90 minutes then add half a pound of butter (+) or ghee, personally I prefer the creaminess of butter.
Fresh coriander to garnish if yer posh! 
muser Massive congratulations on the pre-baby weight! :)
I haven't been on the scales for a couple of days because I don't feel I've been eating well - but I rode the horse for 2 hours on Friday and had quite a few muscle aches* yesterday so I think that must've been a good work-out, also my belt did up without "hurting" yesterday. Anyone else get that? I can't bear any pressure on my abdomen when diffed.
*And tender undercarriage - never get that at "tums & bums"!