Busty Babe With GSOH Seeks SW Partner for Weigh-Ins, Bad Jokes & Barely Veiled Self-Loathing

[BlooferLady]

All right, when you've un-cringed from the above -

I'm about to (re-)embark on Slimming World and since I have neither the time nor the funds to go to classes could really do with a coupla pals for those delicious weekly morning weigh-ins. Is anyone interested? I guess it would be ideal if we were all SWing, but it ain't essential. It's the praise or blame I need, alongside willing recipients of lengthy descriptions of the size of my arse .

Few stats (and needless to say we needn't go in for actual weights here)

I lost 3.5 stone a couple of years ago on SW, and have gained about 20lb of that. I KNOW! Silly bint.

As a first step I want to lose 10lb because this will take me into the 'light enough for IVF' category (I have 6 months left before referral for fertility treatment and if not pregnant by then would like to arrive in the pink of health).

After that I would like to lose another 10lb and say 'hello stranger!' to my sad neglected wardrobe of vintage frocks.

Finally, if you are interesting in hanging out, would you mind awfully looking in the mirror and checking that you actually are properly overweight?! Because nothing would depress me more than celebrating getting into a size 16 dress, when everyone else on the thread was lamenting finding their size 10 skinnies a little snug

Right. I'll now sit back and await rejection. Alpine my luvva, if you're reading this do join!

Ha ha! putting DD to nap, should have updated before posting, that's about 10 messages old!

Just finished a packet of mini-eggs. My mouth has that horrible sweet, "cringey" feel to it and I feel nauseous. Am I proud of myself? :( Gah. Riding tonight, treadmill morning.

Put it down as your Doomsday Treat, Pony. That is what I shall do this evening .

evening all! not had a horrendous day here

didn't have brekkie

for lunch got a mini baguetine from sainsbos and some of their tikka sarnie filler (don't comment!)
and might have had some crisps and an icecream in the park

having a baked potato tonight and shall be running again - hoping to top 1.5 miles with no stops this time

where's this rundown of the DoD (tm) then?!

and WOW pixie!!!!! Well done that lady!

alpine - I would eat a mountain of mini eggs right now if they were in the house... would it be cruel to steal DD's easter egg?

You know what - that Blooferlady has gone out enjoying herself for the night and left us all here in suspense. Shocking behaviour.

I have eaten well today, making the most of the Day of Doom. I fully intended to go to the Meeting of Doom today, but found myself unable to leave the house as DD is ill. Spent the day in the garden instead, with lots of paint, paper and a trail of footprints up and down the garden, it was lovely. Hope everyone else managed to enjoy the sunshine today too.

enjoy the sunshine?!! I was stuck in the bloody office!!! Just waiting for DH to get home in 30 mins or so and I'll be off running

5pm she said. 5pm!

GOOD EVENING!

Herewith THE BIG FAT LIST

(and I really have tried to get it right - a thousand apols if not!)

C4ro - Target 12kg, Total loss 2kg, Loss this week 2kg (4.4lb) :)
Stinkypinky - Target 20lb, Total loss 5lb, Loss this week 1lb
Onlyaphase - Target 17lb, Total loss 3lb, Loss this week 3lb
Whattheactualfuck - Target 7lb, Total loss +1lb (gain) Loss this week +1lb (gain)
Cheepcheep - Target 14lb, Total loss 0lb, Loss this week 0lb
AlpinePony - Target 20kg, Total loss 1.2kg, Loss this week +0.4kg (gain)
MadameBoo - Target 14lb, Total Loss 1lb, Loss this week 1lb
PixieStix - Target 36lb, Total loss 1.5lb, Loss this week 1.5lb
2Noisy - Target 10lb, Total loss 4lb, Loss this week 4lb
Bloofer - Target 20lb, Total loss 4lb, Loss this week 3lb

Big fat well dones to C4ro for being List Topper this week, and to Stinky for being overall big fat loser.

And aces all round really. Hope those with gains don't feel too bollocks....I know what it's like and used to just reassure myself that if I hadn't been trying it woulda been a hella lot worse.

Sorry for the delays! Was at the theatre doncha know. Am enjoying Doomsday treat of Bombay mix

Oooo just to say - those who have club type weigh ins tomorrow do feel free to C&P the list and add yourselves.

well done everyone-I am not weighing in this week as I am on holiday.

Woo-hoo well done C4ro

yeah well done C4

Good work C4ro - is it just me or does 2kg sound much more than 4.4lbs?

Bloofer how was the theatre?

It was aces ta! The feller that got me the tickets is a patron, so one mention of his name and caps were doffed and wine was issued. It was most pleasing.

wooo well done C4ro!

I shall be victorious next week - honest guv!

I have been busy polishing my halo whilst running tonight

Holy Moly check out slinky c4ro. Roight then, as c4ro is supermodel of the week - I say she must post a link to her chosen dress of the week. c4ro - show us what you'd be wearing if you weren't at the office/covered in baby puke/had an hour to put on your make-up every morning.

In other news, I had a poo last night and the scales show this morning that I've lost that pesky .4kg I put on - so looking forward to next week. n.b., am not suggesting that pooing is the sole source of weight loss!

hurrah for Big Poos. Pony i am a martyr to my bowels - always have been - and I drink some Turkish herbal tea to get me going. If I didn't use it i would have to eat 16 green apples and drink pints of warm water.

And I agree - C4ro as punishment celebration for having won this week you have to post your Inspirational Frock of the Week

In other news my lovely delicious kitty staged a dirty protest last night, for reasons unknown . We think 'tis because she is due to be spayed or perhaps stressed about stuff. Anyway, I discovered the second poo as I stumbled to bed in the dark. Guess how I discovered it? Yes, that's right. And guess what I had on my feet? Yes, that's right.

euwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww bloofer!

for those interested in far TMI a good cup of normal tea (or 4) gets me going

still feeling good after last nights run - and today I am eating brekkie (allbeit at my desk) ... a vanilla latte, and a croissant ........hmmmmmmmm probably not ideal! Bloof bet there aren't any slimming world days where that would be free!

bloofer I am familiar with the feeling of lukewarm cat poo between the toes in the darkness. :(

In apps news (Android - "Bodystats") I have lost half an inch from my waist and half an inch from my hips and thighs since last week. Waaaaay!

That's ace work Pony . Assuming 2 inches = 1 dress size (and it does), you're looking at another 3 weeks and you're into a smaller size already!

I was VAY NAUGHTY last night and had Bombay mix and a cheap chocolate bar as my Doomsday treat...and today I think I am having lunch with the OM, but we'll prolly go to a Vietnamese place so I can have green papaya salad and things of that kidney.

Trying to go to the gym every day at the moment and have managed it except for the day I'd had 4 hours' sleep. 30 minutes savagery on the cross trainer (400 cals gone Ithangyew) and on to weights. I did 35kg on the lateral pull yesterday [total badass emoticon]

Oooh... I may have to go upstairs later and check two pairs of jeans which "go on" but have been a trifle muffiny.

BTW where is our Colditz?

Damn, forgot to add mine yesterday!

In my defence i was in hospital most of the day with my nan who'd had another fall. (She's fine)

I lost 1lb last week.

Sorry, that's

IWillCountToThree - target 10lb, total lost 1lb, loss this week 1lb