I am fat, i cannot lie
i need to push myself to try
to eat the foods my body needs
if i really want to succeed
my bum it wobbles as i walk
my many chins jiggle as i talk
my chubby fingers mashing this board
all because of my chocolate hoard
my belly rests upon my thighs
yes i know the reason why
but how do i stop it, do you know?
if i wish really hard, will my fat up and go?
unfortunatly not, i hear you say
but surely there must be an easier way?
im only 28, but i feel so old
with my bingo wings and my extra rolls
my joints are aching under the strain
so why cant i get through to my brain?
im really a slim girl with energy abound
not a big fat lump, waddling round
i want to wear some trendy clothes
not shop where the old ladies go
so this time i need to do it right
im sick of my clothes feeling so tight
out gos the choccy and savories too
in comes Ms McKeith to check my poo
replacing fat with fruit thats good
and start to do now what i always should
i am fat, i cannot lie
but this time..im going to try!