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VB's dress on Mrs Burnham - horrible

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TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 19:42

I'm not a fashion expert and I really don't care much for it but this was the most horrible dress I have ever seen. Even on a coathangar bodytype like VB herself it wouldn't look good but on an average body it's just hideous. That's 850 £ unwisely spent. She could and should have gotten a dress from M&S for 50£ and actually looked good.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/people/middle-class-mrs-burnham-dress/

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Pplareasthickasshit · 20/07/2026 20:19

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 20:16

Not many threads and topics gave any bearings on my life. But you are free to not read nor comment.

I'll comment all I like thanks. Instead of doubling down, you really should re-think your critical stance on the way women look. It's bad enough the way men talk about us without women adding to the chorus.

Clearinguptheclutter · 20/07/2026 20:20

Not a big fan but certainly not the worst I’ve seen and I can’t imagine being so wound up to start a thread about it

Myblueclematis · 20/07/2026 20:20

I must admit I didn't like the style or the colour particularly, but I can't imagine how stressful it must be knowing how many people will see you and pick holes in what you wear, how you wear it, whether it suits you or not and what you should have worn instead.

Poor Mrs B.

Pplareasthickasshit · 20/07/2026 20:21

ithinkilikethislittlelife · 20/07/2026 20:17

It’s not her first outing is it? She’s been the mayor of manchesters wife for ages so you would think she’s a bit wise to the scrutiny. It was horrible. As soon as I saw it I thought what a poor choice it was. Too wishy washy and too tight. And the bloody shoes 😵‍💫. That’s why I’m not in the public eye. I could not abide the scrutiny 🧐

So be part of the change and stop scrutinising.

MrsPapillon · 20/07/2026 20:21

She’s a Cambridge graduate who is in her late 50s and has had a successful career.

But yes, focus on her stomach. That’s important. Fucking hell, who needs men tearing us down when sisters are doing it for us?

Minasama · 20/07/2026 20:21

This is a lady with a degree from Cambridge, who is multilingual, who had a successful corporate career and has brought up three children - and you are choosing to criticise her dress.

Have a word with yourself. I really hope she doesn’t see this feed. She looked lovely.

AuntieBiotics · 20/07/2026 20:21

I wasn't keen. I really liked the navy dress which Victoria Starmer was wearing. I think Marie-France Burnham, given that she is blonde and pale, would have been better in a stronger colour. The pale blue dress also appeared to keep falling off her shoulders.

SapphireOpal · 20/07/2026 20:22

friedaklein · 20/07/2026 20:05

Her name isn't Mrs Burnham.
She doesn't need to look good. Just vaguely appropriate.

Came here to say this.

Why are we calling her "Mrs Burnham" when that's not her name OP?

LemonTT · 20/07/2026 20:22

user1497787065 · 20/07/2026 20:18

Women really like to insult women. What about the PM’s attire? Any criticism? Thought not.

He dresses like a bin man.

Perplexed20 · 20/07/2026 20:22

MrsPapillon · 20/07/2026 20:21

She’s a Cambridge graduate who is in her late 50s and has had a successful career.

But yes, focus on her stomach. That’s important. Fucking hell, who needs men tearing us down when sisters are doing it for us?

This

ChiefCookandBottlewasher7 · 20/07/2026 20:23

Not the point at all - she chose a British designer, which is brilliant!

AgnesMcDoo · 20/07/2026 20:23

One day women will be able to wear whatever they want without ugly threads like this arising

NorthXNorthWest · 20/07/2026 20:23

I'm not a fashion expert and I really don't care much for it but this was the most horrible dress I have ever seen. Even on a coathangar bodytype like VB herself it wouldn't look good but on an average body it's just hideous. That's 850 £ unwisely spent. She could and should have gotten a dress from M&S for 50£ and actually looked good.

Isn't it great to see a woman with a normal body in a pretty dress who feels comfortable in her own skin.

Fixed if for you.

It seems picking the bear is preferable to picking some women as well as men.

singthing · 20/07/2026 20:23

harriethoyle · 20/07/2026 19:47

I thought it was pretty awful too @TheBlueKoala - part of it was that the sizing was off but also the pastel colour did nothing for her.

I am about as far from fashion-aware as you can get, but I thought the colour made her look ill. I saw she wore another insipid shade of green at some other event recently too, so she obviously likes sugary pastels, but they do not like her.

My gut says deeper, richer versions of those colours might be better, but I am sure she will soon have some input on it whether she likes it or not.

Delphiniumandlupins · 20/07/2026 20:24

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 20:09

She is pretty- it's the dress that's horrible!!

You don't need to rate her prettiness either.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 20/07/2026 20:24

TheBlueKoala · 20/07/2026 19:42

I'm not a fashion expert and I really don't care much for it but this was the most horrible dress I have ever seen. Even on a coathangar bodytype like VB herself it wouldn't look good but on an average body it's just hideous. That's 850 £ unwisely spent. She could and should have gotten a dress from M&S for 50£ and actually looked good.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/people/middle-class-mrs-burnham-dress/

And what about what the man in the picture is wearing?

EasternStandard · 20/07/2026 20:24

SapphireOpal · 20/07/2026 20:22

Came here to say this.

Why are we calling her "Mrs Burnham" when that's not her name OP?

Akshata Murty had the same.

RaraRachael · 20/07/2026 20:24

I wasn't keen on ths colour or style but thought Mrs Starmer's was a lot worse.

AuntieBiotics · 20/07/2026 20:24

Dragonscaledaisy · 20/07/2026 20:02

Her dress was dreadfully dull and creased. Instantly forgettable.

The women in this scenario are there as support, they are not main character here, the main characters today were Keir Starmer and Andy Burnham. Victoria Starmer got it perfectly right - a simple style, plain colour, appropriate to meet the King, not terribly eye-catching.

HatStickBoots · 20/07/2026 20:25

It’s not the worst dress by any means and I think Mrs Burnham looks very pretty and glowing. The shape of the dress actually emphasises her small waist and curvy hips.

ChiefCookandBottlewasher7 · 20/07/2026 20:25

MrsPapillon · 20/07/2026 20:21

She’s a Cambridge graduate who is in her late 50s and has had a successful career.

But yes, focus on her stomach. That’s important. Fucking hell, who needs men tearing us down when sisters are doing it for us?

Men would never ever be so horrid. My female friends are often bitchy and judgemental, their husbands would not even notice, never mind bother to comment. We have to be honest with ourselves. Women engage in reputation destruction, bitching, there is no 'sisterhood', I am afraid.

ThatLemonBear · 20/07/2026 20:26

Why do you think it’s ok to start a post slagging off what another woman chooses to wear?

MrsPapillon · 20/07/2026 20:26

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 20/07/2026 20:24

And what about what the man in the picture is wearing?

I’ll be honest, I was surprised to see AB wearing a blue tie. That’s the only clothing choice I noted. Maybe the Tories are so small a threat these days that it’s safe for Labour to wear blue.

MrsKeats · 20/07/2026 20:26

God women are so bitchy.

OwlCalledSage · 20/07/2026 20:26

MrsPapillon · 20/07/2026 20:21

She’s a Cambridge graduate who is in her late 50s and has had a successful career.

But yes, focus on her stomach. That’s important. Fucking hell, who needs men tearing us down when sisters are doing it for us?

‘Sisters’ FFS. She’s now in the public eye. I don’t think saying an outfit doesn’t suit someone is betraying any bollocky ‘sisterhood’.

We comment on fashion because it’s visible, not because we dislike the person. There’s a difference between discussing a dress and attacking someone’s character or appearance.

She wore a bad dress that did her no favours. People are going to comment. It’s human nature.