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What next? …upcoming “engagements” ….humanitarian projects….will they ? Won’t they? 🤷‍♀️
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Post-writing narratives to fit the story they want to tell about themselves now to meet what they want now is what NPD types do. (And they actually believe the story they are telling at any given time.)

Back then he was breaking free of the nasty family, and did that freedom-flight video celebrating the fact. He was made up. At the time. When he was on his way to American royaly status with deals with all the big players, Oprah and Tyler doing him favours and kissing his royal ring.

Now that he's screwed it all up, the narrative is that he was "depressed" when he quit the UK for LA, so please feel sorry for him, and allow him to mentor you for money.

I don't believe any more anything he says about any aspect of his mental health at any time in his life. His story changes to meet his current need; and the lies and inconsistencies mount and mount and mount.

ETA: Paradoxically, I think he has mental health issues, but I'm damned if I'm going to believe he was "depressed" for two weeks back-when - cos, why should I when he lies so much.

Todger Deteriorated Subthermally.

I’m so sorry, @HoldMyWine. You’re not the first and you won’t be the last, sadly. You’re great. ❤

What really worries me these days are the Moms with money circling round waiting for the time when they can convince the doctors and the cosmetologists to begin ‘doing work’ not just on their kids’ teeth but on their gums, jaws, noses, eyes, brows, cheeks, ears and the rest when older eg lips. I suppose you might hide a lot of ‘before’ evidence of all that from the public eye if you were a Mrs Worthington and planning to put your daughter or son the stage?

I think the recent mental health spin and grief grifting is purely to gain sympathy from the British public. It's his last real throw of the dice and his "grief" has won people over in the past (as in, his other crappy behaviour has been overlooked).

‘2 weeks of depression’ is suggesting that it’s something that can be cured relatively quickly, and here’s a course that does that.

Ter die sumendum

‘Take three times a day, Harry - no, not up your bloody nose for fuck’s sake.’

We have laws against that kind of thing

Does anyone have a link to the SNL
cold open? Anyone see it?

.

Well, not as much money as her and Harry made, eh?

🙌🏼

Who? RAVEC?

That’s an excellent service, I’ll give them that. <Checks Junk folder>

Todger Denied Security.

(I’m almost afraid to go after the last one being so good!)

Todger Don’t-half Sting

Agreed.

It also seems to be within the very limited range of subjects he can talk about knowlegeably - my mum died and I was sad; my mental health was mental and I was sad; I was sad cos of my mental health, and my mum died....

And that is all he has to sell now.

A nod to Spare.

Taliban Dream Sequence.

Thursday might give some answers to that!

Nobody has suffered like me. I have had terrible mental health issues. I am now an expert on this.

Good one!

So Harry and Megs are going to start making more political statements??

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3gr82rk70l8o

Dr Raj Persaud (who I love listening to) 29 years grieving is not healthy/ realistic. That's why I believe Harry is using it to grift. Will he still be spinning the same crap in 10 years??

and

The Denied Sausage
The Derrière Slapped
Terrible Damn Stepmother
The Demented Spouse

That's why I think they have it. I just can't see her turning up without bells and whistles

Talk Delirious Shite ….

Talking Dustbin Syndrome