Ham pr disasters 49! ….Hi , Ho, …Hi , Ho….it’s not going to work you know!

[jeffgoldblum]

What next? …upcoming “engagements” ….humanitarian projects….will they ? Won’t they? 🤷‍♀️
welcome everyone 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

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What’s tds?

Help me out, Jeff. Why is this person talking about Total Dissolved Solids? Is the tds level in their drinking water a concern?

Total Dissolved Solids. It's about the quality of drinking water.
It's not really boring.

Well, DS is derangement syndrome. The only derangement syndrome I know of is Trump DS so <shrug> who knows?

One thing I will take from that article is that Meghan posted the scooting kids video straight after C&C were spotted on the tube...

Doesn't W scoot round Windsor? 🤔

No idea 🤷‍♀️ sounds like shite though!!

So it could be about Trump? I'm going to say water purity. Which should concern us all.

Total Dissolved Solids (qv)

eh no 😆 SERVICE is universal (according to Harry) and no, I haven't a clue what it means

Terrible diarrhoea survivor?

Anyone else slightly aghast at the very idea of Harry leading men into battle?!
Maybe he’s directing the Sussex Squad instead?

Oh dear. I do hope not. That would make for a very boring evening.

Toxic disaster syndrome?

H sounds like the sort of officer DGF (professional soldier) used to describe as one you'd only follow out of curiosity to see how useless he is.

Meghan version of tds?

The duchess syndrome?

I'm pretty sure the majority of people here don’t have that.

It may be the deluded squad?

Not many of them here either.

The duke’s sulks?

I’m not even sure even Meghan has the need to hang around for them.

Sensible.

Oh dear. I hope not. That would make for a very stressful evening.

Oh how about….totally delightful sausage?

Maybe the clue is on that "previous thread" (sic)?

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Tastefully done suit?

Terribly dangerous stalker?

Orrr …toast does suck?

Totally Disappointing Sussexes

He’d be in the mess serving peas first - they’d never have let him do that.