Ham pr disasters thread 47! …it’s all so quiet…it’s all so still ….

[jeffgoldblum]

Still interested! , still not bored ( well slightly!) 😁

Well, she probably should! Without her hapless hubby, she would have sunk into oblivion

Same audio clip I think, Starry. Which is why it seems incongruous and out of context.

It's a quote she wrote for 'The Tig'. As we now know, she had implanted feminism into Proctor & Gamble single-hanedly long before, with no thanks to Thomas Markle.

'Hello' is going to be in trouble. Their coverage says Lilibet steals the show. I think Lily had better go to her room and be quiet.

How did she steal the show ? She said 3 words

By being the cutest thing in it. 'Hello' is not known for its incisive journalism.

Even I recognised that Lilibet said exactly that on some previous clip. Odd. Is this just a mish mash of editing.? I love the song - do the Cranberries get paid royalties when it is used in a clip like this I wonder.

I just don't see how she is going to make any profit on her business.. it's jam - it is really cheap and easy to make.

It's spread 😁

When the P of W announced her cancer diagnosis, the Markles let it be known that they were sending their best wishes for a speedy recovery, or some such rubbish. Were we meant to infer that no other member of the family were concerned or thinking about her? I would bet good money that there were numerous messages, phone calls etc. at that time.

Spot the difference. This is a £15 seed advent calendar from B&Q. Did HaM use the same AI software?? The lightning and festive AI touch is very similar imho

And engraves a £5k watch ....to..herself... everyone else gets a Sharpied banana

As ever's is sadly lacking. There is no snow. I much prefer B&Q's.

It's a really odd colour for a spread purporting to be raspberry - I thought it was sweet chilli dipping sauce as it's so orange! 🍊

Orange food colouring has been added, in a sweet nod to Princess Lilibet 🤮

Ref Holkham, Ralph Fiennes’ brother and twin of Joseph is the conservation manager - fabulous walled gardens and shop (Rosebud podcast with RF is very good)

It's also very clever, the reverse is a seedling tray of herbs and veg with a little potting compost in a growing house

If you are interested the marklemas jamchocs, £112 for 24 works out as just under a fiver per chocolate

A sweet nod to the SS…..

“…but there’s more: a community of love, a squad of support, an amazing team,”

I think she's used AI to create a picture of the Montecito Mansion in the style of those Thomas Kincaid paintings that appear on a lot of greetings cards

The issue I have with the advent calendar is - doesn't it start to look really shitty and tacky once you eat the chocs. So much style over substance

I watched him on the Joe Marler podcast

Overall, he came across as a sound bloke, with sharp banter

Did not get free-loading, lizard-person vibez from him at all

After all, life is what you focus on

and if you choose to view life through the absolute toilet that is the Daily Mail...,

then you'll see shit everywhere!

There's no react button for 🤢+😤

Ref Holkham, Ralph Fiennes’ brother and twin of Joseph is the conservation manager - fabulous walled gardens and shop (Rosebud podcast with RF is very good)

Anyone who did 18th century history at school will know of Holkham for Thomas Coke of Holkham and the (so-called) Agricultural Revolution.

I never find MM’s interaction with children convincing, hers or anyone else’s. It’s as though she barely knows them.

I wonder how much of her stuff is actually selling ?
And did I read that playing cards are next ??

Holy shit he did what??

I have to google this 🙈

I doubt that the 'Sussex Squad', ie the SS, expected the C of E vicars to take their trolling to the national press, hence increasing the number of the proper Advent calendars sold enormously!