PR disasters Thread 17

[Mylovelygreendress]

Can’t see a new thread so thought I would start a new one to continue discussing the grifters

Why on earth should the Waleses forgive their bullies? That’s effectively what this is. Not on.

I also can’t imagine her strapping a Go-Pro camera to her forehead. Which she might need to do, if the phones are taken away.

This popped up on my news feed this morning - wish we could get spanokopita's view!

From Prince Harry to Will Smith: How PR teams are using trophies to rewrite celebrity scandals https://share.google/YNPoUcbSbC4nz8bom

That would have been a better recipient of Harry’s ( bribe) donation.

Worraload of absolute bollocks.

Zara and Mike Tindall as peacemakers? Does Mike know this?

Quite. Neither of them are up for this nonsense.
Harry and Meghan are delusional, as are their fans.

I would imagine Mike Tindall would slap him on the back, tell him to stop being such a prick and then get rat-arsed drunk!

Shane Watson's a fashion writer. She knows about the inner workings of the Royals as much as I do.

I thought the article sounded a bit tongue in cheek.

Yes, those fans are something else. I’d like to see the royal family wait for Sentebale’s evidence of Sussex involvement before putting anyone else in the firing line of the Sussex PR machine.

The latest insane mega-stan ‘hot take’ that I had the misfortune to stumble across is that the Ascot crowds booed ‘Kate’ and the sound is always removed of crowds booing Kate but the stans definitely know it happens because of the fact it’s been removed

Yeah, right, luv. F_ off you absolute fruit loop. We all know who gets booed.

Setting up the defence for when Meghan gets booed if she comes over. So - Kate gets booed more but the RF and British Establishment protect her. They won't protect Meghan because racism / jealousy. She did the right thing getting on that freedom flight blah blah

Personally I'd bug (their accommodation)

Remembering that Harry's previously passed up family property stays in favour of a hotel I expect he's already thought of that, @ShamedBySiri - and I don't doubt the MIGs will have thought of it

It wouldn't even be difficult to justify, given some of the claims Harry's made about the British establishment

Oh yes and there will be the usual bs about "the British media" (sic) printing racist lies etc etc

This made me laugh. Probably a lot cheaper than M's offering though if you like that sort of thing

https://www.dailymail.com/news/royals/article-15913419/Meghan-Markles-new-matcha-partner-promotes-rival-fruit-spread-Bonne-Maman-instead-version-awkward-recipe-tip.html

That’s funny!

Oops - I wonder what she did to piss them off 😬

Absolutely, and would have been a perfect fit for Harry. Military link - tick. Lost a parent at a young age - tick.

For those who don't know, Scotty's Little Soldiers supports children who have a parent in the Armed Forces who has been killed, and tries to make life just a bit less shit for them. Named after Lee Scott, whose widow founded the charity after he was killed in Afghanistan, leaving her with a couple of young children. It's local (ish) to me and is a great little charity that supports kids in a load of different ways until they reach 25 years old. I would be really surprised and very disappointed if they were involved in any Sussex Squad shenanigans.

How long have you got? She pisses people off wherever she goes, for any number of reasons, it seems to be her special talent!

Please, please, please can Louis say And who are you then? when he sees Harry's children!

Time passes so quickly. He probably barely remembers meeting Harry. In January 2020 George was 6, Charlotte 4 and Louis 1. If spare is to be believed the Sussex's and Wales where already very distanced before then.

Possibly this will put the kybosh on the crowd excesses of the Xmas Sandringham walk. Hope so. It was becoming too much.

I think they will contiue the walks, the security up there is massive, you can't just roll up with your flags etc, most people are there before 7am and are closely searched and moitored.

IMHO, a picture of H&M with KC3 will not resolve any of H&M's underlying issues because H&M have no pathway to generate the income stream that they need to support their desired lifestyle.

Being in KC3's presence won't magically erase the memories of Netflix/Spotify investors who lost money on H&M's projects. Pictures with KC3 won't transmit behind the camera project management skills vital to be an effective producer. Video with KC3 won't help H&M gain on-camera charisma to attract audiences.

KC3 may assist to a certain extent but he won't provide endless streams of cash for H&M to live the billionaire lifestyle they want. Moreover, both H and M have alienated key movers and shakers with their entitled attitude combined with the loss-making projects.

Shakespeare called it ages ago. H&M are "full of sound and fury, signifying nothing".

When he's been in the presence of H and M, Mike has looked like he could cheerfully sock Harry in the face. Mike and Zara have chosen their side in all this.

Well yes, what was Mike's famous quote? - 'harry's a bellend'. Got it in a nutshell!!

Mike ‘Harry is a bellend’ Tindall, who is very close to the Waleses? 🤔