Meghan’s new insta feed

[Crispynoodle]

Meghan has just popped a video clip of herself in the back of a limo with her feet up travelling through the streets of Paris. Is this rather insensitive given the way her MIL died or is it perfectly normal to post such stuff?

Oh she certainly peppers her word salad with plenty of jargon to make her sound like she knows what she's talking about (whilst never giving a straight or even relevant answer).

Learns? No. Stop trying to make it happen, GretchenMeghan!

I think that’s because she felt ‘less than’ when was at school & beyond & this drives that behaviour in part.

Saw this elsewhere... 😂

Also, last post of the day I promise …

Wondering if all this business-speak and presentation is part of a plan to convince any investors “out there” of her seriousness and suitability as a prospective business partner. I’m not sure it’s convincing. Can you imagine Alan “you wot?” Sugar’s response to this smoothie word salad 🥗 and recollections of her part-time job in a yoghurt shop as a schoolgirl?

OTOH, hanging round with the likes of Tyler Perry, Jamie Kernal and Grede (unfortunate name) might be part of her plan to get somewhere. Birds of a feather and all that. After all she and Harry did make $20 million (?) with Netflix. As with acting auditions and husband-searching in England, maybe her MO is you just keep at it and something will turn up ….

Maybe the pilot in Meghan's photo is determinedly smiling at the camera (rather than gazing admiringly at her) because he's heard about the "heart attack" beauty and doesn't want to succumb.
Or he's just got up after kneeling to thank her for her service.

Poor Meghan, always one step behind and a bit low rent by comparison 😬

I thought things had cooled between M and Tyler Perry ?

Yes, Tyler first lent them his home and free use of his many private jets, when they’d never even met, after she cried to him on the phone 🙄 just before their “freedom flight”. Possibly done genuinely/ for reasons of “black solidarity” or a royal ‘connection’. Who knows? But as you say, that is more in the past.

Apparently things cooled - he got tired of being asked about her by the media, and also some say her silence with the recent sexual allegations against him.

However, I don’t see how the Markles could’ve said anything “supportive” as they don’t know anything about the truth or otherwise of the allegations against Tyler, and it’s nothing to do with them anyway.

However, it is slightly awkward that he is their daughter’s godfather. Regardless, imagine making a billionaire your daughter‘s godfather. What a chess move!

I’ve never understood chumminess with those you’ve never met before. NB: unknown A listers at M & H’s wedding. Is life only about strategy for some?

Did the Beckhams know Elton John intimately when he became Brooklyn’s (?) Godfather. My local friends, if her, would have mocked me mercilessly if not!

For someone who refuses to use other people’s titles she certainly likes to emphasise her own !
Wonder what she will do if the Sussex Dukedom is removed ?

PinkPanther57
My local friends, if her, would have mocked me mercilessly if not!
Mine were certainly merciless when I asked him 🤦🏻‍♀️

These things do happen in different classes though.
I used to do various types of hotel work and, while I was chambermaiding, the daughter of one of the other chambermaids (CMs for short) had a baby.
Now, all we CMs only knew the hotel manager on a "Good morning, Mr X" basis but the other CM asked Mr X to be the Godfather to her daughter's child, not even her own. He was obviously quite thrown, but accepted.
Until the Christening the child's mother hadn't met Mr X. The other CM had brought the baby in so at least he'd had sight of his Godchild before promising to stand between them and the devil.

Lol! :)

You’re spot on. People rarely refuse IME, and some are indeed very ambitious about who they ask! All relative.

Wonder what she will do if the Sussex Dukedom is removed ?

Most likely call herself 'Princess Meghan', though I think Princess Henry might be the more accurate title. It's the main argument I can see for not removing the title (given that the Sussex Dukedom is irrevocably linked with them anyway).

There’s an article in the DM claiming that Daniel Martin ( Meghan’s make up artist ) has been “ Markled”
Maybe someone could archive ?

archive.ph/lLg1b

Meanwhile from People - she did it all herself in New York

https://archive.is/LLCGq

I had quite a ruthless friend who asked the - newly moved in, sadly childless - neighbours to be her youngest's godparents. Babysitting on tap and presents galore from a woman and man who would have loved to have had their own. She's now an ex-friend, I saw too much of this sort of behaviour from her.

Oh Daniel - what have you done ?? 😬

He then concluded: ‘I would love to get her in a lip [lipstick] one day, Meghan if you’re watching this, let’s do a lip, I’d love to see you in a lip.’

Can anyone make any sense of this comment - what does it mean - is it code for something?

I read in the comments that she apparently had a make-up malfunction (obvs Dans fault) at PFW when her eyebrow colour ran down her face (don’t know if this is true) ….. so he’s in the dog house and she has just now announced a tie up with a make up brand.

Thanks @Winnertrinner

What has he done ? 🤷‍♀️

I think he posted a video that La Markle wasn’t happy with .

Ooohhh

He then concluded: ‘I would love to get her in a lip [lipstick] one day, Meghan if you’re watching this, let’s do a lip, I’d love to see you in a lip.’

Also, explaining how he made her look more “juicy and glowing“.

Just ew all round 🤮

It was probably too familiar for Mrs. Markle. I must say, I wouldn’t want someone talking about me in those terms. Plus maybe he’s trying to capitalise on his new minor fame and she’s not that keen on being used for that! What’s good for the goose is not necessarily good for the gander… 🪿

It's probably not wise to be insisting Meghan should be wearing bold lipstick when she is promoting the No Make up brand.