Confessions of a Female Flounder part 2

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I've embarrassed for Meghan saying that her arranging takeaway food on a plate is the same thing as what Figs Heather Hasson has done 😬

A lifetime of stories? 🤣

Their surname should be Jackanory.

Lots more photos of the kids there too!

Some slightly strange details - I can’t read most of the handwriting but looks like some of the post it’s give photographer credits which is a bit weird on your personal “love story” board on display in your home….

The caption is slightly weird also. She says Happy Anniversary, but it’s not addressed to anyone (ie. Harry). She talks about their love story but there’s no sentiment in it at all, it almost sounds like she’s talking about somebody else.

I’m not one for performative posting about my other half on social media, but if I did, my message would be something about them - how much I love them, how lucky I am to have spent the last X years with them by my side, how much I’m looking forward to the next X years together. Just odd really.

She’s actually written out the lyrics to stand by me and pinned it top right. What a loser 😂 if one of my friends did this I would be asking if they were okay

Where are all their supporters who insisted the DC would never be used for publicity ?

“The caption is slightly weird also. She says Happy Anniversary, but it’s not addressed to anyone (ie. Harry). She talks about their love story but there’s no sentiment in it at all, it almost sounds like she’s talking about somebody else.”

It’s maybe the same one she used for Trevor ??

.... tumbleweed....

stories is an interesting choice of word too, given their propensity to tell tall tales!

Reflecting further I do think the choice of language is very detached and lacking in emotion. It’s as if she felt she has to post something but can’t quite bring herself to gush about him, or their happy marriage.

Is this a clapback to a recent story that she had a vision board with PH on it?

Or she got her 'Global Chief of Staff' to knock up for her on Canva.

Is that board in their house or did she create it for the post? Somehow she is replacing authenticity with artifice and it isn't working. I wish she would just be herself.

What an absolutely fraudulent lifestyle they lead.
Greedy, dishonest and fraudulent.

Given that everything else seems to be filmed in a house nearby , I would hazard a guess that the board was placed there for the photo shoot!

She’s posted a fake photo that was created by the Sussex squad. Beyond embarassing. It’s actually insane.

The original pics are from when they had a traditional Māori greeting with dignitaries on one of their tours.

Spotted by an eagle eyed poster on Reddit. Hope this gets picked up because it’s fucking insane she posted that as part of their love story…..yeh fake AF.

Is that a fake photo? How do you know?

Which mother of a 6yo and a 3yo, with a job that says makes for such a hectic life that she has to work hard to find time to be a mom and a wife and a friend, has time for this sort of shit?

In fact, which woman has time for this sort of shit?

I think I'm not the audience she's aiming this at. Whatever she was trying to do, it's just made me cringe, shocked, that anyone would make this public

Christ. It's enough to make you spew.

I think you'll find that's the Global Chief of Worldwide Staff, akshually.

On your anniversary you are meant to do something special for your spouse. Not devote extensive time to preparing and promoting your relationship for the consumption of others.

I find this kind of thing really really weird. Why would advertising your anniversary be something happily married people would invest time and resources in?

I kind of get a 2 line nice message on Facebook which takes 1 minute to post before you head to the pub for a celebratory drink which your friends and family might see.
But to curate your 'love story' for thousands of people you don't know...something is up.

Unless this board is in their house anyway. In which case their house must be full of these boards. Wasn't their one just like this with inspiration for As Ever?

She is the fakest most nauseating person ever. She cannot stop.

Why would you post photos of the back of your children’s head on your own mood board? 🤔🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

Everything is a performance with her. She keeps taking about being authentic and her true self, whilst showing she doesn’t have an authentic bone in her body. It must be exhausting!

For someone who's always banging on about authenticity she's incredibly inauthentic. It's all performance.

I've said it before but my fridge door is more interesting than M's "mood boards" and international jet set I ain't (I don't curate it though, I just stick things on with magnets 😂)

Her coat of arms also makes an appearance - you know, that thing we all celebrate our anniversaries with!

And one of the captions thanks everyone who has loved and supported them - she's clearly making a dig at the BRF even when celebrating a happy, personal milestone.

Do they only own a Polaroid instant camera from 1976? Why are their photos always so blurry?

She thanked other people for their support but made no mention of her husband. She didn’t actually wish him a Happy Anniversary. There’s definitely something wrong with that woman.

😂😂