As Ever Part V . Two stunt lemons - With Love , Meghan

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Previous thread here www.mumsnet.com/talk/the_royal_family/5283793-as-ever4-as-usual?page=40&reply=142596997 ( link with thanks to my lovely devoted friend StickyStickySticky who just loves to see me succeed )

Harry' hair - now you see it , now you donut 😂

I’ve fast forwarded through some of it, so I’m sure I’ve missed some gems but it’s hard to wade through the nonsense of it all! It’s so ridiculous!

Im itching to see the As ever products though but will get through the episodes first.

😮😂
I bought some packet mix (plan b) yesterday in Sainsbury’s and got change from £1.00

$25 - it’s flour and eggs!!!

Can’t do much posting as up to my eyes but you lovely people have provided some great reading this morning, with a special shout out to @AtIusvue 👏

Kelly is really beautiful t and she has lovely fashion sense.

Wow Harry's disappearing hair! Maybe a bird swooped in and stole his wig

Oh come on ..... 🤭

I did ! It's Fortnum and Mason level prices !

We’ve got Meghan just ‘thinking up on the fly’ again…..while she has 80 crew standing and waiting.

It’s the famous jam with shop bought ice cream pudding!

It’s really that basic

Atlusvue is there anything that might encourage me to actually watch the show?

I get the feeling that I don't need to bother, thankfully!

But to satisfy the Sussex squad and for balance, what would you say in the vein of positivity about the show.

And have you thought about starting an AMA thread so we can satisfy our curiosity, I think it'll be hugely popular (dare I say it, more popular than the show)!

Presentation idea from meghan for the jam and shop bought ice cream at 31.35 on ep5

’ you can put it in a big bowl’

Im not making this up. To present jam and shop bought ice cream….put it in a big bowl.

High production values. Pretty blue skies.

I’ve given in and started watching. Why is there so much music, it’s so annoying and intrusive. Is it to make up for no content.
The small talk is very very boring. Was this great mate Daniel at her wedding, did he do her make up.

calling pasta, noodles is annoying. I know Americans do, it’s still annoying.

I remember Oprah doing a tour of (one of) her homes and talking about what she did for her guests. It was actually interesting as she was a presenter and knew how to present and say something.

this reminds of celebs having a baby and then writing a book on child rearing 2 months later as they are the most expert expert ever.

Nope !

Did anyone else notice the song at the end of episode 1? Is this Netflix reviewing the episode? 😀Subtitles for the song.

Ep 6

She’s making avocado on toast. Christ.

Again with the very gendered language. She’s not making the producer a sandwich- she’s making him a ‘manwich’

It has bacon, egg and tomato. How manly.

I have watched ten mins of episode five, picked at random, and I want to tear my eyes out.

She's very nice and beautiful. Perfect life in the sun. I can't blame them for choosing this rather than rain and duty at home, but the timing is just awful for releasing this.

Another flower arrangement. This time the idea is to take carnations/supermarket flowers and elevate them.

Let’s see…..

I'm sure this has been said before but it's VERY Nigella - but at least she had tongue firmly in cheek.

Tbf this would never have occurred to me , I normally just ask people to hold their hands out and dump the food in their open palms .

Flower arrangement: jazz up your cheap supermarket flowers by spending $$s on peonies. That makes sense.

And don't forget nigella could actually cook!

Don’t give her ideas!

Perhaps she would have Been better if she'd swapped!! Supermarket flowers in a big bowl and peonies on the ice cream!

The music during the candle making reminds me of the benny hill theme.