As Ever Part V . Two stunt lemons - With Love , Meghan

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For all who love Brand Management , glamorous lifestyles , and Bingo

Previous thread here www.mumsnet.com/talk/the_royal_family/5283793-as-ever4-as-usual?page=40&reply=142596997 ( link with thanks to my lovely devoted friend StickyStickySticky who just loves to see me succeed )

🤣🤣🤣 I've been here years ! , I post everywhere on mn ( search is your friend!)
And I don't give a fig for your opinion!!
You're a nobody to me!! 🤣🤣

Another very basic pasta dish.

Pasta over cooked and stuck together.

Crikey how many millions are reading this thread? Or at least how many people would she need to read this thread to boost her show and brand?

Any idea how many viewers (approx) that she does need for it to be a success, or is a ranking in the top 10 all it needs.

Another charcuterie board (this is the third) 🥱

Creepy too!

That's so embarrassing.
Also, it's not her kitchen, is it?

Elevated?

Nah, I think people who Wang on about mental health and be kind are also ridiculous and I take the piss out of them too

Yeah , I thought the whole steer of the program was “ at home with Meghan “ , but it’s not even her own home ?
Just adds to the unauthentic-ness of it all.

They are a bit old hat. It's all about the grazing table now - goes well with her balloon arches. This is sounding more and more chavvy by the moment. It's like she's been living under a rock .

Ok, I’m at ep 5 - with Abby and Kelly.

‘They both like to eat light and healthy’ - yeh cos they’re stick thin and starve themselves Meghan!

This is the flower episode, so this might interest me. The other episodes are beyond boring.

You're doing great 👍 @AtIusvue!

The bee guy is lovely. So sweet. He’s obviously the beekeeper - Meghan’s not pretended otherwise - but I think it’s her bee hive. Rich people probably do have people to set these things up and collect the honey for you. I liked how they started with the honey collecting and circled back around to it later.

So far so good. Meghan is a natural on camera.

Here we go - available on every Marketplace on FB along with personalised Easter baskets and other shit.

She attempted to introduce a colour in the flower mix she chose at the wholesalers ….then reverted to type and went all beige with the flowers 😂

Also her friend Abby seemingly has a flower company? So this is why she’s clearly spending $$$s to try and out do her.

I am intrigued by the poster who come onto the thread to tell us off for “bullying” and “hating”.

Meghan’s new show is currently headline news globally. She’s been covered in the newspapers, on the radio and both breakfast tv shows in the UK alone. She’s also been ramping up her own publicity with hagiographic articles in people, instagram posts featuring famous friends and her children and puff advance reviews from hand-picked publications who will be favourable. Make no mistake, this attention is wanted.

Yes apparently we’ve not allowed to have opinions on this? Or on its creator? Not allowed to voice our opinions? Not allowed to look at her behaviour over the near decade Meghan has been globally famous and form an opinion about her and her latest pubic endeavour?

Why? Why does Meghan merit mandated kid-glove treatment?

So I’m genuinely interested in the flower arranging. Im no expert though but know a little ….so let’s see

Meghan proud her daughter has a song about cleaning.

no i got the point. you mentioned her along with hitler/trump/ stalin

What about Archie?

Mistakes so far:

• she hasn’t stripped her stems (so leaves will hit the water and bacteria will develop)
• she also hasn’t mentioned if she’s conditioned her flowers (she got them from the wholesalers so you need to condition) I doubt it though as she’s taking them straight from the pack.
• She is breaking the line of the bowl with the foliage but she isn’t telling the viewer this.

DH has just handed me a cup of tea - actual cup and saucer rather than a mug . When I looked quizzical he said I had been chortling with DDs about elevated food so thought he would join in !

Dear me, what a rant

Personally I'll watch at least the first one because there might be something to change my mind about Meghan's abilities, and I won't be able to know that by focusing on selected bits or supposition

And I realise I'm wasting my time here, but it's quite possible to hate someone's behaviour without that extending to the actual person - who after all we don't know

Maximus Decimus Meridius said it best.