As Ever Part V . Two stunt lemons - With Love , Meghan

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Previous thread here www.mumsnet.com/talk/the_royal_family/5283793-as-ever4-as-usual?page=40&reply=142596997 ( link with thanks to my lovely devoted friend StickyStickySticky who just loves to see me succeed )

I may be a touch soft !
But that's lovely 🥰, how nice!

Condition flowers? What does that involve?

The flowers look a bit wilted so I doubt they’ve been conditioned (I’m sure it will be hot too)

She’s not stripping the stems so it’s looking messy. I understand she’s going for the Constance Spry natural look (Which is very 2010s) but she’s demonstrating bad habits

I want to know as well @LovelyJubly12 then I might learn something!

Just sticking them in a bucket of water for a few hours before using them. Different flowers need different conditioning but really it’s just making sure the get a drink after all the travelling in transit they’ve had with no water.

So roses should be stripped of leaves etc and up to their neck. Hydrangeas can be completely submerged in water.

It peps them up and they last a lot longer. Otherwise they wilt.

This is if you’re buying wholesale. They’ll literally be straight off the truck that morning.

But they’re in water anyway in a vase?

She not saying that you need to cut the stem and at an angle either, which is important so they can drink the water easily.

I doubt she cares about the flowers. They’re there to pad out the programme and if they’re dead the next day I doubt she is bothered.

And notice that only her daughter seems to feature in the promotion for this show and 'brand'.

"The boys" are doing manly things like being led to the kitchen by the smell of the bacon she's cooking up for them.

Ok- she’s said it now and about stripping the leaves..but she wasn’t stripping the leaves herself.

Maybe they will do a DIY programme next where they put together some IKEA furniture.

Speaking for myself, it’s not about giving Meghan ‘mandated kid glove treatment.’

These threads are generally extremely critical of Meghan. And it’s not like some posters on here haven’t reviewed Meghan’s past ten years very critically before. It’s a constant theme on here. Doing so just looks silly now.

Yes- it’s always ‘girls’ and ‘boys’. Even when she’s talking about adults. It’s weird

The floral arrangement was very wilted.

I suppose it shows he listens . Sometimes .
Actually he is a good man .

Thank you for the read-a-long, most entertaining! "watching this shit so you don't have to" 😁

These threads are generally extremely critical of Meghan. And it’s not like some posters on here haven’t reviewed Meghan’s past ten years very critically before. It’s a constant theme on here. Doing so just looks silly now

Funny, I’ve noticed several threads extremely critical of the currently Royal family members, which have been in those roles for decades now. It’s a constant theme on here too. Never noticed anyone telling those posters that looks silly?

Last time I checked, Meghan is still putting herself intentionally in the public eye.

Meanwhile Meghan has made a non environmental quick trip to New York to surprise her avid Tig followers with her presence 😳 . Double claws on this poor unfortunate it would seem .

Someone hates her on her team - the music is the Dog days are over 😂

Are there people who have been avid Tig followers all these years? 🙄 seems they were invited to a special screening of the show.

I’m on ep 2, sod all the negative comments, it’s cute!! I’m exhausted and I want to go and stay with Meghan to make candles and be fed spaghetti, cake and frittata 😭😁

Those 'girls' look quite young. They must have been very young indeed 'nearly a decade ago'.

And what's with the healing hands thing?

So what she’s told us of Lili so far: she loves pink and has a cleaning song

Archie: He likes fishing and likes bacon.

Progressive household.

Apparently there is some social media deleting going on from some of the meet and greet group who were personally invited. Some screen shots have already been taken, two have near enough deleted the whole of 2024. May have something to do with questioning of " is Kate still alive".

I hope all goes as well as they can with your family member @MrsLeonFarrell 💐

Interesting.

She’s demonstrating how to make salt baked fish.

When showing how to make the salt mixture….she tells us she doesn’t like to measure and she likes to experiment- not follow exactly how many cups water/salt etc. that it takes the pressure off.

Cut to not having enough salt mixture to cover the fish 😂

She has to fill in the gaps by just covering it in salt from the box.

So….she should have measured then…