As Ever Part V . Two stunt lemons - With Love , Meghan

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For all who love Brand Management , glamorous lifestyles , and Bingo

Previous thread here www.mumsnet.com/talk/the_royal_family/5283793-as-ever4-as-usual?page=40&reply=142596997 ( link with thanks to my lovely devoted friend StickyStickySticky who just loves to see me succeed )

I've woken up annoyed at the 'don't work too hard Mama' comment.

99% of the world works harder than she does.

Don’t you congratulate yourself out loud for your thoughtfulness everytime you do so, Stickystickysticky? Clearly you’re not doing it right….

Why are you wasting your time watching it seeing as you seem to hate her so much?

In fact, why are you wasting your brainpower with your obsession with her? Can't you think of anything more useful to do with your time/your life? In a strange way all of you on here are her fans. Negative energy but fans nevertheless, boosting her viewing figures and whatnot.

I am old enough to remember a kids TV show whose advice many of you on here might heed: Why Don't You Switch off Your Television Set and Go and Do Something Less Boring Instead?

She’s making jam and yogurt for breakfast. ….with edible flowers ….again….ffs

I mean….why is everything so bloody basic

Your right, I must remember to take pics and post on Instagram next time.

So far it sounds pretty much like I thought it would be !!!
Perhaps slightly worse?

Ohh god ! While typing this bloody breakfast tv is showing a clip!
This is abuse! , I've managed to only hear her speak once for 3 seconds!!! , her voice irritates me and I've only seen videos with subtitles since!!!! 😱😱😱

Please send help !

Ooh ooh , I'll make you a cuppa to calm you down, I can post it on insta and kill two birds with one stone.

More Megan bashing 🥱

Many thanks @Stickystickysticky !!!

Quick , quick I need your calming elevated tea !!! 🫖

She tries to impress Mindy by showing off what she made…a yoghurt parfait. It’s jam and yoghurt.

That’s what Mindy shouts ‘What!’ at, when we seen the trailer.

Literally , meghan is pleased as punch to show off the yogurt and jam and Mindy being so gobsmacked shouts ‘what!’

There is zero content in this show

It keeps them out of trouble.

Listening to Radio 4.
WLM is the "light" spot at the end of Today.
Totally taking the piss and laughing at it.
Times reporter says "The standard of guests is not what I'd hoped for" and fell about laughing at the Today presenter saying "Meghan says she's not a Trad Wife".
"Is she still flogging jam?" 😄

maybe she enjoys watching a slow motion car crash?
maybe you should shut down your phone and do something more interesting instead?

Yep !!! Such fun !! 🤩, taking the piss out of overinflated egos is great entertainment!

well that's why I'm here !!

Indeed @Mightymoog , it's why we are all here! 😉🤣

So much hate against a stranger I wouldn't want to know any of you in real life.

Mindys ‘most glamorous moment’ is when she received the now defunct ARO jam.

🤣🤣🤣 killjoy!!

I wouldn't want to know any of you in real life.

That's actually quite sad @AtIusvue !! Poor mindy!

Being picky but the order of the colours in the fruit rainbow is wrong. The song says red and yellow and pink and blue...

Lest you forget, Meghan has been paid several million pounds by Netflix to produce this dross, despite not having anything new, striking, or even current to offer. It’s perfectly valid to wonder how it is that someone so doggedly mediocre has been so vaunted in public opinion and had so many opportunities afforded to her.

I said on a previous thread that this was reminiscent of Pippa Middleton’s “Celebrate” book, and that was critically panned and widely derided also. Likewise Brooklyn Beckham’s photography book, and his cooking efforts. Why should Meghan be treated any differently?

Meghan seems to have mixed up influencer and influential. She wants the latter but is stuck with the former.

I have something stressful happening with a family member today so I may go back on what I said and watch if only to take my mind off things.

She’s making a balloon arch. It’s that basic.

Which we’ve all done when the kit has come through on Amazon.

Although she doesn’t even blow up the balloons …she uses a machine to do that for her