As Ever Part V . Two stunt lemons - With Love , Meghan

[BasiliskStare]

For all who love Brand Management , glamorous lifestyles , and Bingo

Previous thread here www.mumsnet.com/talk/the_royal_family/5283793-as-ever4-as-usual?page=40&reply=142596997 ( link with thanks to my lovely devoted friend StickyStickySticky who just loves to see me succeed )

It's all a bit hectic, isn't it?

Imagine she had spent the past 5 years gradually building up to this 'domestic goddess' persona, instead of complaining about her brief life as a royal. Then it might have been at least semi credible. But rushing about at the last minute, trying to convince us all that she lives this idyllic life where she plates Chinese takeaways beautifully and cooks bacon for 'the boys' just looks a bit frantic and desperate.

Look how little her stories track now. Yes, it’s morning but the story has been up on the DM for an hour and no comments.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14458565/amp/Meghan-Markle-stuns-fans-preview-event-TATTOOS-Duchess-reveals-sweet-message-Archie-Lilibet-Harry-hours-Netflix-launch.html

Poor Omid won't be announcing anything else soon given that his publishing company has dissolved following a compulsory strike-off notice. Was poor little Omid cut off from his one and only source of revenue in Montecito? Did Duchess Sussex finally realise that a 'Royal expert', whose only schtick was to smear the Walses and make baseless accusations against the RF, might not, in fact, be good for her long-term career prospects? Shurely shome mishtake!

Those young women she's meeting and greeting don't look the type who are interested in elevating food by freezing flowers in ice. I wonder where they got them from?

They look like Taylor swift fans who have a lot of time on their hands, now that the Eras tour has finished.

Reading more and more descriptions of the programme, it's a reality show, isn't it? Nobody is going to be watching for cookery and decor tips, they will be watching for the constant drip-drip-drip of info about Harry and the children. It's the nearest anyone is ever going to get to a reality show involving royalty. And Meghan is happy to monetise this. Ugh.

Don’t judge!

It’s on NF….I'm now watching

Item on MM's show will be on the Radio 4 Today programme in the 8am slot.

Placemarking

The Pippa Middleton comment was gold! Sorry can’t remember who!

@GiveMeSpanakopita fabulous post . As Ever . Thank you

As ushal I won't be watching, I'm relying on you good ladies, to give the synopsis! ❤️

Sorry ! Should be as ever ! I won't be watching! 🤣

She’s making bath tea bags…..

This is not new for her. There is footage of her and her colleague from Suits walking to their car (not sure of her name, the pretty red-headed lady). Meghan is besieged by a group of young autograph hunters. She pretends to be all surprised and grateful. They completely ignore the other actor, who has the more interesting storylines ad is more prominent in the show. The latter stands looking a bit embarrassed, then gets in the car. That, I firmly believe, was MM getting pad for attention.

Again- it’s Uncle Daniel. The make up artist she uses.

Because the kids don’t see their real aunts and uncles- she has to label her friends aunt n uncle.

She’s also telling us about all her sweet gestures she does. She’s full of it 😂

Superior narrative @AtIusvue !
You are doing an incredibly elevated job 👍

I agree. The show will likely get into the Top Ten briefly, but that's not actually that big a deal, although you can be sure the 'squad' will make it out to be.

I think it's bizarre that her brand wasn't ready to launch simultaneously with the show. The NF world moves fast and her show, even if a ratings success, will be history within a month.

Agree that going from wannabe globe trotting philanthropist to doing influencer meet and greets is quite a come down. I know she's completely lacking in self awareness, but at some level she must know this.

Shes amazed at how corn turns into popcorn in the microwave. It’s something you can do with the kids apparently

She’s elevated peas to green pearls

Gosh who knew <makes note in specially bought notebook to google this >

She’s also cooking in a massive wafty sleeved white shirt…..which is an odd/unhygienic move

Daniel has cut his hand….meghan gives him a ‘chic’ green plaster.

I honestly don’t think I can cope 😂

Cottage pie? Cottage pie?!
Have you no ambition to elevate things at all?
Call it "Castle Pie". Or, at the very least, "Mansion Pie".
Then stick a bit of mint on it and job's a good 'un.

The whole show is set up- to show you how amazing she is…..it’s embarrassing

@AtIusvue but are you Ok? Has anyone asked?

This just shows a woman who clearly has a nanny. When my kids were the ages of her kids I’d be lucky to be pouring them cereal because one would be banging off me and the other would be headbutting my lower body somewhere as they both moaned how hungry they are.

I laughed at the People bit when she said there’s “no shame” in toasting a waffle for your life. No shame when you have staff to do it for you I guess - also she is DEFINITELY one of those judgmental mums who slags off mums who cook frozen food or take shortcuts

The People article just cements my long held suspicion that she’s a raging narcissist.