Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

The royal family

As ever#4 - As usual

1000 replies

Words · 27/02/2025 14:52

New thread!

OP posts:
Thread gallery
22
IdaGlossop · 03/03/2025 17:58

MrsLeonFarrell · 03/03/2025 17:29

The People article is a typical puff piece. What stands out to me is that every time she speaks about having an interaction with someone there is the implication that she is above them and they are flattered by the most minor attention. It's Duchess Meghan condescending to offer the crew a spoon, go to a yoga class, attend a birthday party.

It would jar if the actual Queen spoke like this but to see a minor royal who is detached from the family speak as if she is strewing magic with her presence is odd. I don't see that attitude in the senior royals (now that Andrew has left of course) and I'm not sure why Meghan would want to project that image of herself.

If jars with the parallel narrative or Chinese takeaway and filling lunchboxes. Is she a normal person or a visitor from a regal realm far above everyone? Once again she needs to choose.

Jar. Loving the subtle jam link there.

AtIusvue · 03/03/2025 17:59

Spectre8 · 03/03/2025 17:57

Like restaurants do, sauce in a dipping bowl and chips go in a bowl or wire basket or on napkin in rattan style basket or upright in metal pot. If needed sprinkle on salt or pepper. Can even add truffle (shavings or oil) or grated cheese.

Lots of ways 🤷‍♀️

Is this satire?

MissFenellaPrism · 03/03/2025 17:59

AtIusvue · 03/03/2025 17:59

Is this satire?

It must be 😂

NotaRealHousewife · 03/03/2025 18:00

@AtIusvue I believe it's an attempt

LovelyJubly12 · 03/03/2025 18:01

Dolaly · 03/03/2025 17:51

She's writing her own mythology and pretending the kids say things they don't, and then imagining a future where they wax lyrical about her.
It's weirdly insane.

Exactly this, she is a fantasist.

I know about four people who have those tendencies. Their lives aren’t what they wish they were so they just talk as if they can do and have things they can’t. They just announce that they are going to do or have things or aspire to do things that are completely impractical.
I also have a relative who had a very difficult childhood so she had sort of reinvented her early life to leave out things that are painful. It’s a coping mechanism that I think a lot of people use when they don’t see another way . That and needing everyone around them to think they’re wonderful whilst lacking any empathy themselves. It all seems to be part of a pattern.

Onlyonekenobe · 03/03/2025 18:03

While I wait for the washing machine to end its cycle (washing machine minutes being very different from human minutes, so who knows if I'll get to the end):

at home with Archie as he stirs awake, sleepily telling her, “Mama, don’t work too hard.”

No, he didn't tell her this, or at least not like this. Much like Elon Musk's 4yo son told Trump he isn't the President, and to shut his fucking mouth up, children that age don't say things like "don't work too hard" unless they've heard it as a kind thing to say to people when they observe stress. The child was asleep, and said this on waking. I would say this to my husband but would feel devastated if my 5yo sleeping next to me said this to me. He should be dreaming sweetly, not having is waking thought be concern for me.

I appreciate everyone who gave me the grace to make mistakes and figure it out and also to be forgiving with myself through that. It’s a learning curve,

I wonder who gave her the grace to make mistakes: Netflix? Harry? An agent? People who depended on her for their livelihood? Why did she have to figure it out as she went along? Does she not have access to advice? Pretty sure she's excellent at forgiving herself for mistakes. Wonder how the bullied employees feel about that.

"It’s our shared name as a family, and I guess I hadn’t recognized how meaningful that would be to me until we had children,” she says. “I love that that is something that Archie, Lili, H and I all have together. It means a lot to me.”

Don't even know where to begin with this. Perhaps she's talking about not sharing a name with her divorced parents? Perhaps she showing appreciation for this gift from HMTLQ? Perhaps she doesn't realise that even today the majority of women take their husband's name as do their children so really this isn't noteworthy? Of all the things of meaning to a nuclear family, a shared name is (a) surely very low on the list (b) implies those without a shared name are lacking some level of togetherness? Why wasn't she able to anticipate, when she got married with an oft-expressed (at least by her husband) desire to have children, that one day the family would be bigger than just her and her husband? This is just such a wast of time thing to say. Or I'm missing something. Is she really saying that her children are what gave meaning to being bestowed with a dukedom/duschessdom (?), not the fact of the thing itself? Wouldn't surprise me...

“When your children get to a certain age — when you’re not just playing in the sandbox with them but almost playing in your own sandbox again — it’s super joyful,” she says. “As a woman, a mom and a wife, to be able to find yourself again — in a way that was always present but that you maybe couldn’t put as much attention on as you now can when your kids are a little bit older — is a wonderful feeling.”

What on EARTH is she talking about? Is she saying she's glad to be out of the high-needs baby/toddler phase? Is this what "elevating" means?

“You have to imagine my friends’ experience through the past few years,” she says. “They spend all this time with me at home and at their houses or out at dinners. For them to see who they know to be reflected onscreen, it brought them a lot of joy.”

I just can't imagine ever saying such a thing out loud. It's breathtaking. Firstly, normally you'd give the journalist the name and number of people you've primed with the script, and let them talk to each other directly. Not so Meghan. She'll tell the interviewer straight up that she herself knows (whether true or not, who knows) she's brought her friends a lot of joy by allowing them to experience watching her live her life and then see her do that on a screen. I mean, who does this?? Who thinks like this?! I can imagine a friend saying in passing "it's so cool you get paid to just be you, so happy you're emerging from behind Harry's fame and becoming known for your own talent!", but this is something quite different.

“Once you know us, I think you want us to have the same normalcy as parents and for our children as they do, despite however unique our situation is.”

Oh, do you think? Or is this a riposte to Montecito's local rag posting tidbit after tidbit from neighbors who have lived quietly in the area for decades saying they think they're better than everyone else, are aloof, don't contribute to local fundraisers, don't join in, have no right to monetise 'American Riviera' etc etc. As for unique: that neighborhood is stuffed full of unique people. The public don't even know who 99% of those people are. Meghan and Harry probably are unique over there in that....he and Archie are the only British Princes and Lilibet the only British Princess and Meghan is married to Harry? Everyone there is unique. You're just as normal in your uniqueness as they are.

I could go on, washing machine done though. I shouldn't waste my time on her anymore. She really has nothing to offer other than a level of delusion and deceit that never ceases to amaze me.

MissFenellaPrism · 03/03/2025 18:04

It is just extraordinary. So lacking in self knowledge. So arrogant. So out of touch. So elitist.
So unintentionally hilarious 😂

Spectre8 · 03/03/2025 18:07

AtIusvue · 03/03/2025 17:59

Is this satire?

No. Plenty of burger restaurants present their chips like this. Gourmet burger would put their chips in a metal pot and sauces came in small bowls. You could get truffle or cheese versions.

Can't remember which resi was at but the chips came in a mini fryer basket on a wooden board which had the burger on it and the sauce in a small dipling bowl.

NotaRealHousewife · 03/03/2025 18:07

@MissFenellaPrism It's hours of entertainment

MissFenellaPrism · 03/03/2025 18:07

@Onlyonekenobe - all of your points are spot on, but your final paragraph 👌

LovelyJubly12 · 03/03/2025 18:08

Onlyonekenobe · 03/03/2025 18:03

While I wait for the washing machine to end its cycle (washing machine minutes being very different from human minutes, so who knows if I'll get to the end):

at home with Archie as he stirs awake, sleepily telling her, “Mama, don’t work too hard.”

No, he didn't tell her this, or at least not like this. Much like Elon Musk's 4yo son told Trump he isn't the President, and to shut his fucking mouth up, children that age don't say things like "don't work too hard" unless they've heard it as a kind thing to say to people when they observe stress. The child was asleep, and said this on waking. I would say this to my husband but would feel devastated if my 5yo sleeping next to me said this to me. He should be dreaming sweetly, not having is waking thought be concern for me.

I appreciate everyone who gave me the grace to make mistakes and figure it out and also to be forgiving with myself through that. It’s a learning curve,

I wonder who gave her the grace to make mistakes: Netflix? Harry? An agent? People who depended on her for their livelihood? Why did she have to figure it out as she went along? Does she not have access to advice? Pretty sure she's excellent at forgiving herself for mistakes. Wonder how the bullied employees feel about that.

"It’s our shared name as a family, and I guess I hadn’t recognized how meaningful that would be to me until we had children,” she says. “I love that that is something that Archie, Lili, H and I all have together. It means a lot to me.”

Don't even know where to begin with this. Perhaps she's talking about not sharing a name with her divorced parents? Perhaps she showing appreciation for this gift from HMTLQ? Perhaps she doesn't realise that even today the majority of women take their husband's name as do their children so really this isn't noteworthy? Of all the things of meaning to a nuclear family, a shared name is (a) surely very low on the list (b) implies those without a shared name are lacking some level of togetherness? Why wasn't she able to anticipate, when she got married with an oft-expressed (at least by her husband) desire to have children, that one day the family would be bigger than just her and her husband? This is just such a wast of time thing to say. Or I'm missing something. Is she really saying that her children are what gave meaning to being bestowed with a dukedom/duschessdom (?), not the fact of the thing itself? Wouldn't surprise me...

“When your children get to a certain age — when you’re not just playing in the sandbox with them but almost playing in your own sandbox again — it’s super joyful,” she says. “As a woman, a mom and a wife, to be able to find yourself again — in a way that was always present but that you maybe couldn’t put as much attention on as you now can when your kids are a little bit older — is a wonderful feeling.”

What on EARTH is she talking about? Is she saying she's glad to be out of the high-needs baby/toddler phase? Is this what "elevating" means?

“You have to imagine my friends’ experience through the past few years,” she says. “They spend all this time with me at home and at their houses or out at dinners. For them to see who they know to be reflected onscreen, it brought them a lot of joy.”

I just can't imagine ever saying such a thing out loud. It's breathtaking. Firstly, normally you'd give the journalist the name and number of people you've primed with the script, and let them talk to each other directly. Not so Meghan. She'll tell the interviewer straight up that she herself knows (whether true or not, who knows) she's brought her friends a lot of joy by allowing them to experience watching her live her life and then see her do that on a screen. I mean, who does this?? Who thinks like this?! I can imagine a friend saying in passing "it's so cool you get paid to just be you, so happy you're emerging from behind Harry's fame and becoming known for your own talent!", but this is something quite different.

“Once you know us, I think you want us to have the same normalcy as parents and for our children as they do, despite however unique our situation is.”

Oh, do you think? Or is this a riposte to Montecito's local rag posting tidbit after tidbit from neighbors who have lived quietly in the area for decades saying they think they're better than everyone else, are aloof, don't contribute to local fundraisers, don't join in, have no right to monetise 'American Riviera' etc etc. As for unique: that neighborhood is stuffed full of unique people. The public don't even know who 99% of those people are. Meghan and Harry probably are unique over there in that....he and Archie are the only British Princes and Lilibet the only British Princess and Meghan is married to Harry? Everyone there is unique. You're just as normal in your uniqueness as they are.

I could go on, washing machine done though. I shouldn't waste my time on her anymore. She really has nothing to offer other than a level of delusion and deceit that never ceases to amaze me.

This is just such a brilliant summary and made me laugh out loud.

MissFenellaPrism · 03/03/2025 18:09

Spectre8 · 03/03/2025 18:07

No. Plenty of burger restaurants present their chips like this. Gourmet burger would put their chips in a metal pot and sauces came in small bowls. You could get truffle or cheese versions.

Can't remember which resi was at but the chips came in a mini fryer basket on a wooden board which had the burger on it and the sauce in a small dipling bowl.

She's not running a burger restaurant. She's a privileged Trad Wife trying to spin a lifestyle that isn't hers. It's entertaining though! 😂

LovelyJubly12 · 03/03/2025 18:10

Also, Archie telling her not to work too hard is a way to tell us she works so HARD. 🤣

jeffgoldblum · 03/03/2025 18:10

Mylovelygreendress · 03/03/2025 17:42

That article 🤦‍♀️
I would love to hear some of the Sussex supporters ( where are they ??) try to defend this utter nonsense .

Don't tempt fate!!!!
Where there's a will ... there's a way!

StrawberryWasp · 03/03/2025 18:10

I feel I can begin to imagine now how the famiky dynamic works: Harry has to encourage/ cajole the children to buy into Mamas mythology.

They have probably caught on that Mama must be adored.

She probably makes dinner and calls it Mamas Chicken. H picks me that she wants this to be A Thing and starts using it to please her and encourages the children to use it too. The children realise that they and papa try hard to please Mama and join in. M then tells the story about the children calling it Mamas Chicken.

I've seen the dynamic where husband and children collaborate to keep mum happy and play the game she's made. It looks quite functional from the outside because everyone is playing along to ensure life looks the way mum wants. But there is resentment or contempt below the surface. The contempt can surface when the children are teens and won't play along anymore.

I think she's revealed more than she's realised in this article.

MissFenellaPrism · 03/03/2025 18:10

Oh my god - anyone else hoping that she'll write a lifestyle and/or parenting book for the plebs?
That would be hilarious.

IdaGlossop · 03/03/2025 18:11

Uricon2 · 03/03/2025 17:51

I'd like a watch along with Sophie, Kate, Camilla and Zara.

Best. Gogglebox. Episode. Ever.

Can you invite Anne as well?

wordler · 03/03/2025 18:12

MissRoseDurward · 03/03/2025 17:53

I'd like a watch along with Sophie, Kate, Camilla and Zara.

And Anne.

I'd love to see a Gogglebox style watch cutting between the different royal couples in their homes. Camilla and Charles in Clarence House, Kate and Wills in Windsor, Anne, Tim, Zara and Mike at Gatcombe, Sophie and Edward at Bagshot.

MissFenellaPrism · 03/03/2025 18:14

LovelyJubly12 · 03/03/2025 18:10

Also, Archie telling her not to work too hard is a way to tell us she works so HARD. 🤣

It's just such fiction, isn't it? A 6 year old boy on waking?.

NormaMajors1992coat · 03/03/2025 18:15

I agree with a PP that the Sussex name bollocks is to justify hanging on to the titles. Of course they could just use Sussex as a surname though, without the Duke and Duchess 🤷‍♀️

MissFenellaPrism · 03/03/2025 18:16

NormaMajors1992coat · 03/03/2025 18:15

I agree with a PP that the Sussex name bollocks is to justify hanging on to the titles. Of course they could just use Sussex as a surname though, without the Duke and Duchess 🤷‍♀️

What are they without titles?
Nothing.

VeryconfusedNana · 03/03/2025 18:16

Spectre8 · 03/03/2025 18:07

No. Plenty of burger restaurants present their chips like this. Gourmet burger would put their chips in a metal pot and sauces came in small bowls. You could get truffle or cheese versions.

Can't remember which resi was at but the chips came in a mini fryer basket on a wooden board which had the burger on it and the sauce in a small dipling bowl.

That could be Applebees. Or it was when I took my grandchildren there a few days ago. It was very par for the course.

BasiliskStare · 03/03/2025 18:16

@Spectre8 you are right about serving in imaginative ways in restaurants . Just for you https://wewantplates.com

I did once put chips in a little mini galvanised bucket on the side when I was giving my brother in law pie and chips.

But to all that website is truly a masterclass in elevation

We Want Plates

https://wewantplates.com

MissFenellaPrism · 03/03/2025 18:17

Oh, you're fancy, @BasiliskStare !

Stickystickysticky · 03/03/2025 18:18

To be honest, I'm with Meghan , there is absolutely no excuse not to present every meal as if it were cooked by Heston Wotsisname and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for not elevating every plate of food that you dish up.
I live alone and even I love myself enough to take the time to show how much I appreciate me and the effort of warming up my Aldi microwave meal.

As ever#4 - As usual
Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.

This thread is not accepting new messages.