And "You know, three days before our wedding, we got married."
So that 'spectacle' you plebs cheered at and helped pay for was just for show. We were fooling you all along.
So disrespectful to the Archbishop, who married them, and the Queen, who is Head of the Church of England, by which rites they were married.
And so stupid and pointless, bcause it was so easily contradicted.
The Archbishop himself came out and said it was untrue. (And I don't suppose he did that without consulting the Queen.)
Just made people wonder what else they were being untruthful about.