Erm, Jane Austen? Put the blame on Jane, boys.
HMRC?
How much money is Boris making nowadays?
Queen Victoria?
She's RF and can be blamed for much. "Queen Victoria should have been abolished." "Oooh, I so agree." Round and round the garden. Let's find a nasty way of speaking about her. Old Vic. Such a bod wrote a book about her. You should educate yourselves by reading it.