Cheese and royal gossip 2 , cheese harder

[jeffgoldblum]

A second thread!

Oh. Going for pale and interesting? I'm sure there's a filter for that.*

*I know nothing.

in the real world, in our circles, what’s the sentiment? In mine it’s also leave her alone. Can’t help but think the concern is faux and manufactured

The sentiment in my world?

Why are the some of the flash Harrys (not that one) apparently offing shit loads (billions worth) of shares? Not that most of my circle know about shares or indeed riches.

But odd that a silly photoshop mishap is swamping this story.

Shares of anything in particular?

Time to start a rumour that Kate ate some Casu Marzu and that's when the trouble started!

MN should have their own awards.

I heard that Walmart.

Donkey milk???

My daughter worked in a vair vair vair posh bakery and cafe in Notting Hill for a while. Lots of eccentrics (they’re eccentric because they’re rich, to paraphrase Dennis Hopper in Speed) used to frequent. One guy came in and asked for a latte made of of pig milk. DD had to be polite band said they had cow milk, soy milk and oat milk but the guy kept saying how they kept the pig in the back and wanted pig milk. He eventually left and DS doesn’t work there any more.

I did a 2-day course in marine biology and I’m buggered if I can remember any of it other than sharks have two willies (one to use and one to hold on with)

Every day's a school day....

I read oat milk as cat milk at first!

bleeugh, can’t cope with pig’s milk and shark willies at this time of the morning - the very images out now seared into my mind’s eye…

I want to pin down some posters and demand why they are such hypocrites? On another thread there were some photoshopped pictures of Harry looking infinitely better than the glum prawn that he really is and lo and behold up turns someone to say don’t post pictures of H - when they’ve been going hell for leather for Kate.

And worst is the prolific (dare I say, official chronicler of H&M) who lauded M for her kindness and criticism of social media abuse on one thread whilst bashing Kate on another.

I don't want to know what dire straits someone has got into to risk trying pig milk.

Well, I guess piglets must like it, the way their little tails whirl round and round when they're feeding.

I imagine pig milk might taste sort of porky, iyswim, which would a bit weird

@MaturingCheeseball No surprises; it’s just more obvious at the moment.

I came here today to see something that was mentioned.

I cannot see it.

It must be only visible to those who are relatively new or nc frequently.

Most odd.

Tis like the emperor’s new thread. Or posts perhaps.

May I seek refuge? I've made a pate out of some leftover potted Stilton, wasn't sure but cream cheese, dash of port, overnight in the fridge and think it's OK. Well, I'll eat it anyway!

I've had to step away from the other threads for now as I realised I'd shared something very difficult about my mother's death to try to demonstrate that surgery isn't always "oh well I had X operation and climbed Kilimanjaro an hour later, why is she still off?" That's before we get to the conspiracy theories.

@ArcaneWireless I can't see the same thing you can't see, I think!

This should help balance out the board a bit 😉

Ooh I love a bit of ‘Kenergy’😁

The cheese thread could be regarded as the lunatic fringe but I seek refuge here as it contains the least lunacy.

I’m loving all the posters claiming sanctuary 😂

and that we look sane in comparison - I knew eveyone would realise eventually 😉😂

@Uricon2

My condolences about your mam. 🌻

It is easy sometimes to share something you ordinarily would not when you see something particular to one person being touted as fact. There may be similar uneventful experiences of course but I don’t think it helpful to infer it should always be so. It just isn’t.

If you are having second thoughts about your post, sometimes MNHQ will delete it at your request if you explain. I’ve found them very helpful indeed when I’ve done something similar.

Just enjoying a cheese and pickle sandwich. There’s so much pickle it’s oozed out onto my hand, and the bread is squidgy white sliced - I am not an artisanal person

Chin up, @Uricon2 . Dsis rang me in the hospital (she never rang me) whilst I was having a double blood transfusion and ds was in intensive care to tell me that I was making a fuss and furthermore if anything did happen to me don’t think that she was going to be helping out with ds. I think there are a few of her ilk on the royal threads

‘Kin’ell MC. 🥺

Not your sandwich situation as I’ve frequently been down the squidge road. White sliced does not always have the same grippage as a seedy loaf.